The funniest thing happened to me:
 

i was cruising downtown when i saw a bum with a shopping kart full of bottles outside the liqour store,

i walked up then tipped his cart over, then i laughed at him, he was like "bleh bleh i am drunk bleh bleh" so i gave the man a 40oz of crown royal just to show i was kidding.

the funny thing is there was no booze in the 40oz it was all PEPSI! :1orglaugh

omg i am so cool!