HELP! I NEED HITS BEFORE I QUIT !
 

I have been trying for months to increase my hits and I just cant seem to do it. I am getting seriously pissed off. PLEASE HELP!
Someone give me some tips please.
www.Dirty-Devil.com

If you quit, that means there are less webmasters, thus making it ever so slightly easier for the rest of us to get that extra signup here and there.

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You can buy hits for a fair price by emailing us [email protected] subject buyer. We will hook you up with a great rate.

Flea,instead of copy/pasting this all the time put it in your signature. It will save you time and look little spammer instead of big

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cool

gofuckers help each others

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How much do you want for the domain name?

Sexy666.com?

Well how much are you willing to pay for it?

I can throw in fuck666.com as well if the price is right..

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Oh and Teen666.com

But it will cost ya.


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I have watched your little drama unfold, and I don?t know if people have told you but listen to me ok...

Your site looks like shit. Pure shit. What are your talents? Sales maybe, design, NO.
Pay a few bucks get the site looking professional and not like a Mexican flea market. Then the chips will fall into place. You seem not to be listening to the tips that people keep giving you; you have two choices, stop whining, bitching and moaning and read. Learn about the business that you are trying to make it in. Or, you can quite. I recommend the latter. Go cook some damn fries because people have tried and tried to help you! But you just come back 3 days latter and cry again. I hear your local McDonalds is hiring.

IF this piss?s you off it is supposed to. Because once pissed you will either quit and make room with someone who will listen to advice or you will actually try to make a living peddling porn or toys or what ever the hell your trying to do.

For the dirty-devil domain. I don't want 666 in my domain name.
I want dirty-devil.com
It would go well with another site that I run.

And R3k... well said. I was writing a similar post.

The design and layout are just shit. Did you see the links page? Fuggedaboutit. Categorize your links. No one is going to send you traffic if in return you add their link to a page of a 1000 links.

Seriously, how much do you want for that domain name?

Totten, i would contact redsho and sell him the domain, atleast maybe you could cover the price of the domain.

HAHA Thanks for the laugh..

By the way you have no idea who I am or where I have been. You might be suprised if you found out. HAHA

You are way off the mark..

Fle@


[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-12-2002).]

Excuse me are you an idiot? Because if you are i can excuse the ass that you are making of yourself. my post along with redshoes about the domain was directed to the the thread starter. maybe you dont know how these message boards work, but someone posts a thread, then people comment to the posted thread. they do not always talk to you just because you have replyed in said thread.

just a little lesson for you ok. when i want to talk to you i will either quote a post made by you or i will say your name. ok.

LOL - that should send the teddies flying

Your points at that other board have been deleted and you are banned.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Cheers,
Fle@

[This message has been edited by Flea@ (edited 01-12-2002).]

HAHAHA. No, thank YOU for the laugh. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Tottenham, no wonder you wanna quit. Pity for the Wednesday, 2-1? Maybe you're in Ipswich now, thus you know that score is 1-0. Still, you won't relegate. NO SURRENDER

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I always thought you big mouth Londoners knew everything about anything LOL.

I also agree with ^R3K^, your site doesn't look the greatest. I'm sure that you could find a starving web designer wanting to redo the site for a couple hundred bucks.

You gotta make the site look more professional. People don't like to buy stuff from a low grade looking site, they just don't trust them.

I just realized one big mistake on your site !!! Ok now, follow me with this one. You have a list of categories on your page, dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, etc... Well, when you click on a category, you go to a catelog search screen. No matter what category you click on your main page, you go to the SAME search screen.

I don't mean to sound harsh here, but that's just stupid. What's the sense of even having the categories listed on your main page ??? You don't want people to have to surf around for your products. If somenoe clicks on a category, it should jump right into the category, THEN if you wanted to put a search box in there for them to search the category, that'd be fine, but I think that you're just confusing and scaring your potential customers.

Guess what we have all been trying to tell this guy for weeks. Online stores have to be very clean and very easy to navigate, when you click dildos you should get a shit load of dildos right in your face complete with descriptions and easy purchase links - pages should be fast and not over scrolled vertically. Toys stores don't need bullshit search boxes, you can easily handle 20 catagories and 1000 products with good site layout. The most important thing of all is lots of help and guidance all over the site, people need to feel confident knowing that their $$$ are going to result in a nice brown package.

tottenham This is how its done and supported with local country advertising.
http://www.fiona-cooper.com

After looking at that site, yeah... it's butt ugly. Looks like a 12 year old designed it. Most people wouldn't feel comfortable ordering from there.

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[This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 01-12-2002).]

Oi, Spurs lad, hit me up on ICQ. Maybe I could help you.

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Get that shite out of here! Maybe non-Scots don't know what you just posted but I do - go fuck yourself.

[This message has been edited by Paul -C- (edited 01-12-2002).]

rangers,is this a soccer team or something? it sounds like name of circus.

Well they are all monkeys mate...

i heard celtic has the lions,they ate the clowns, circus closed

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 01-12-2002).]

Nice analogy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

But seriously though, showing your support for a terrorist group on a public disussion board isn't the best way to get customers RFC. Hit me up on icq - 41088979 and I promise I won't mention the league http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

indeed

Is he ever going to reply to his own thread. I sure would like his domain.

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I don't usually like to critisize other websites, but dude your site looks like one of those seedy porn stores that's located downtown with all the bums that you would never walk into...

First you need to think about your domain name, which is actually pretty good. dirty-devil.com. You have a whole theme there that you could easily capatilize on.

Personally I would never buy from a site like that. I'd first consider a redesign before trying to get more traffic.



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NO HE DOESN'T!!
The domain sucks, but I'm willing to buy it from him so his site isn't a total loss.

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I can pump traffic your way via redirects but your site has to CONVERT, bro. Its not happening the way it's set up currently.

Okay...first of all you are selling in pounds to a UK audience so you don't want traffic..you wanted targeted UK traffic.

Secondly don't lie to your surfers. They know you aren't the #1 Adult sex toy store. I mean come on..I live in London.I spend a lot of time in Soho (a pub..not the porn shops) and I know that Anne Summers and Harmony (a kick ass chain btw) have websites. Do you honestly think that in the UK alone you sell more toys than them?

While we are mentioning Anne Summers and Harmony..what do you offer that they don't? Why would I buy from you over a well known name?

Again, this is a UK audience...you don't tell them if your videos really are hardcore. I mean..I doubt you have a licence to sell hardcore videos but if you do then why aren't you pushing that more? You don't tell me that its going to be delivered to me without me ending up in jail or worse..my wife (if I am male) getting the mail that day and knowing I am ordering porn.

Also..your contact page would scare me off as a buyer. Why? Well your email address is a freeserve address (for non UKers..this is like having an AOL adress). You have a domain..why don't you have a email address to match?

After that...yes, the design is very weak. I would never give my credit card to a site that didn't atleast look professional.

Not trying to be mean..but why bother having traffic if you won't be able to convert it?



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im not a designer or even own a site yet, but that site does indeed looks fucked.
get some help.

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wrap it up and lick it clean.

Dirty-Devil sounds like it should be a goth site http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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