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Harmon 04-26-2005 12:08 PM

I just jerked my cock [PIC]
 
I think I may have broken it's neck in the process :(
http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/mikenhc.jpg

sickkittens 04-26-2005 12:09 PM

You really did jerk it off. RDRRR.

Basic_man 04-26-2005 12:30 PM

Mouhahaha, funny :P

Tania 04-26-2005 12:32 PM

lol.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Focus Adult Steve 04-26-2005 12:35 PM

OMG his poor Cock :helpme

Kirsten 04-26-2005 12:36 PM

wah i don't like that picture :(

WWC-DonMike 04-26-2005 12:36 PM

Do you know that is a pic of "Mike, the Headless Chicken". He lived for many years without a head. (this is your fun fact of the day)

tungsten 04-26-2005 12:37 PM

wtf :1orglaugh

wjxxx 04-26-2005 12:41 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 04-26-2005 12:42 PM

how does it still stand up with its head ripped off

Dalai lama 04-26-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
how does it still stand up with its head ripped off

they can even run around without a head :2 cents:

gangbangjoe 04-26-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
how does it still stand up with its head ripped off


chickens run for a short period of time after they are beheaded...


fact

axelcat 04-26-2005 12:49 PM

thats hilarious

pood 04-26-2005 01:52 PM

have u guys heard of the chicken that got his head chopped off, but he was kept alive for like months, everything functioned except that he doesnt have a head

Scott McD 04-26-2005 01:53 PM

Wtf !! :eek7 :eek7

spideriux 04-26-2005 02:07 PM

hehe :thumbsup

ssp 04-26-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pood
have u guys heard of the chicken that got his head chopped off, but he was kept alive for like months, everything functioned except that he doesnt have a head

I suppose they fed it thru his asshole? :eek7

sweetME 04-26-2005 03:21 PM

It's kinda spooky that he's still standing up.

Antonio 04-26-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
chickens run for a short period of time after they are beheaded...


fact

I've seen so many chickens slaughtered and trust me, they don't run around, they jump in a very funny way, you better keep your distance otherwise you'll get blood all over you.

pood 04-26-2005 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
I suppose they fed it thru his asshole? :eek7

they were able to feed it through a tube or something, look it up...
its true

nico-t 04-26-2005 06:11 PM

i wonder if anyone replying to this thread really expected a pic of a dude jackin off :Oh crap



and no.... i didnt :1orglaugh

sniperwolf 04-26-2005 06:23 PM

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/mikenhc.jpg
i must admit...i am so disappointed....lol

mardigras 04-26-2005 06:36 PM

Mike the headless chicken
Quote:

So how was Mike able to survive? Scientists examined him and determined that Mr. Olsen had not done a very good job at chopping Mike's head off. Most of the head was actually removed, but one ear remained intact. The slice actually missed the jugular vein and a clot prevented him from bleeding to death. Apparently, most of a chicken's reflex actions are located in the brain stem, which was also largely untouched.

Through his open esophagus, Mike was fed a mixture of ground up grain and water with your typical eyedropper. Little bits of gravel were dropped down his throat to help his gizzard grind up the food.

Radical Rick 04-26-2005 06:37 PM

LOL that's messed up!!

mardigras 04-26-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i wonder if anyone replying to this thread really expected a pic of a dude jackin off :Oh crap

No comment :glugglug


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