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mahoney 04-25-2005 03:50 PM

What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?
 
What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?
I have asked them numerous times to get one of those anti dog barking machines but they never do. Several other neighbors have complained to the landlord too but they do anthing. Other then dognapping is there any sorta legal recourse?

Paraskass 04-25-2005 03:51 PM

call the city

axelcat 04-25-2005 03:52 PM

They most likely never take that poor dog for a walk

Babagirls 04-25-2005 03:52 PM

ya, theres a noise ordinence (sp?) in every city. call and see what it is.

KMR Stitch 04-25-2005 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paraskass
call the city

File a noise complaint.

Or you could perhaps sue them for loss of business and emoitional distress (if you have money to burn)

FissPunny 04-25-2005 03:55 PM

you can get remote bark busters or just hose the fucking thing whenever it barks. it will soon learn that barking = cold water

escorpio 04-25-2005 03:58 PM

Get some Koreans to wok it.

mahoney 04-25-2005 03:59 PM

All very good suggestions. I think a threat of any of the above mentioned
ideas via written letter may be effective. Keep the ideas coming.
Any dog hit men in the house lol :1orglaugh ?

pxxx 04-25-2005 04:00 PM

There is really nothing that you can do about it.

evildick 04-25-2005 04:02 PM

Soak a sponge in KFC gravy and leave it out for the dog. It'll eat that sucker up faster than you can shake a stick and it will be dead in less than a week. Or so I've heard.

Marcus Aurelius 04-25-2005 04:03 PM

It's in the dogs nature to bark. It's not his fault his owners are morons. They should have to control the issue. Would not say hurt the dog, the neighbors maybe..but not the dog..hehe.

FissPunny 04-25-2005 04:03 PM

I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

escorpio 04-25-2005 04:04 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...koreanbbq5.jpg

ArkansasDave 04-25-2005 04:06 PM

stop sneakin' into their backyard ... :upsidedow

Tony Montana 04-25-2005 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by FissPunny
I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

Wow your sick in the head

detoxed 04-25-2005 04:10 PM

I threw my neighbors kid in its pen. They had to have the dog put down after that.

SuckOnThis 04-25-2005 04:11 PM

Just put a damn rubberband on its beak.

Scott McD 04-25-2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FissPunny
I had a neighbours cat that kept chasing birds in my garden. Icaught it and stuck chili up its arse. cat ran home like lightning stopping every few metres to rub its arse on the ground. cat never came back.

cough*bullshit*cough

FissPunny 04-25-2005 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD
cough*bullshit*cough

i stuck chili in your mother's arse too she fucking loved it

TehKinkyHotness 04-25-2005 04:22 PM

i would shoot that fucker in his face

seeric 04-25-2005 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
What Would You Do If Your Neighbors Dog Never Stopped Fucking Barking?
I have asked them numerous times to get one of those anti dog barking machines but they never do. Several other neighbors have complained to the landlord too but they do anthing. Other then dognapping is there any sorta legal recourse?

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mahoney 04-25-2005 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq
It's in the dogs nature to bark. It's not his fault his owners are morons. They should have to control the issue. Would not say hurt the dog, the neighbors maybe..but not the dog..hehe.

I agree my neighbors are morons but this little Rat Dog Barks for no fucking reason :mad:

Worldnet 04-25-2005 05:32 PM

Anti Freeze marinated steak works great! :thumbsup

rickdu 04-25-2005 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio


ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Spunky 04-25-2005 05:46 PM

Let the city deal with it..they will slap some fines on him

mahoney 04-25-2005 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worldnet
Anti Freeze marinated steak works great! :thumbsup


Yeah, the only problem is that they keep him inside or I would have done it in a drunken stoned state :disgust

karlm 04-25-2005 05:50 PM

Feed it fuck loads of chocolate


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