GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Sponsor didn't pay? Stupid fucking procedures.

I just don't know how lame and stupid sponsors can be when a webmaster thinks a check is missing.

Here: is a simple procedure for sponsors to follow:

1. webmaster emails about missing payment.
2. Sponsor emails back "your complaint is being investigated, you will recieve a response in approximately 24 hrs."
3. Sponsor sends back an email with actual dates and amounts, and names on the check and the problem is solved or they pay the webmaster.

But here is how it really works:
(JC must be Jesus Christ since it's going to take an act of God to get this check) :1orglaugh

----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Stewart" <[email protected]>
To: <webmaster>
Cc: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 4:25 PM

Hey man, please get in touch with JC, he will be able to fix this for you.

We will get to the bottom of this.

-CHris

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 5:42 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

No way you sent a check on 2-16 because I had only earned $37.41 by 2-15.

My account login is "mylogin".

I cannot find any check stub with your company name.

I don't think you are looking at my stats because how else could you say I
had a check on 2-16? If I had actually gotten a check for that period than
I would still be missing checks from at least one more period.

So no matter what you say; I'm missing a check.

Unless you can send me a copy(front and back) of the cancelled check, I will
continue to believe that I was never paid.

I didn't get paid.

-----Original Message-----

Sponsor Company Inc...(check issued by)

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Friday, April 22, 2005 10:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

What is your company name on the check and the amount so I can try and find
it.

Thanks
------- Original Message ----------
check was sent on 2/16 and cashed on 3/11,
-Chris

( :warning ...wierd...he knew the dates but not the amount...hmmm?)
( :warning I held the check for about 20 days??? hmmmmmm?)

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Friday, April 22, 2005 11:40 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

I don't have ICQ, sorry about that.
It's fine with me if you'd like to send the payout thru paypal.
My paypal address is [email protected]

Thanks

-------- Original Message ------
Dude, hit me up on ICQ 11#######
Want me to pay you on paypal?
-Chris

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2005 11:38 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

My affiliate login is "mylogin".

Current addy:
### Myaddy Blvd
Suite ####
Honolulu, HI 96815

The old address was the same but for some reason the suite number was
missing.

Thanks

-----Original Message-----
Sure man, please send me the old address and the new address.
(Sponsor Compny Inc.)

-------- Original Message ------
We can reissue the check but if you cannot send the old one back eventually
there might be a stop payment fee on the check.

Let me know your affiliate ID too please.

Thanks,
Chris

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2005 8:21 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

I think my address may have been wrong and a check was mailed because it
seems I met the min payout during the period ending 3-15-2005($117) and I
think this would have been mailed around 4-1-2005.

If this check was already mailed can you please re-issue that check to me.
My address in the webmaster area is correct now.

Thanks
-----Original Message-----

Hello,
It's a 100.00 minimum and checks are 2 weeks in the rears.

Checks are mailed on the first and the 15th roughly depending on it being a
weekend or not.

-Chris

-----Original Message-----
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster]
Sent: Thursday, April 21, 2005 2:20 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: SPONSOR Support Request:

Hi,
I was wondering when webmaster payouts are sent. I have not recieved any
checks from this program and I was thinking I should have by now.

Thanks

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So I have a total of $250 in their account and the question is:
Can I just go to Jack in the Box, put in an application, get hired and flip enough burgers to earn $250 in less time than I will spend emailing the sponsor? (Maybe I can get assigned to the fries only and not actually flip)

I mean all that time with emails and they don't even know if I was paid.

My address may have been wrong; but that was because their affiliate software fucks up if you use a "#" for a suite/apartment number; that should have been a sign right there.

So no, I haven't emailed Jesus Christ yet and don't think I will.
I'm ready to pay $250 to fucking get rid of my headaches.

Hey, maybe I did actualy get a check, it is possible to forget; but the info they responded with leaves big dout. If they had responded with a check date and amount that actually made since according to my stats then I would have shut the fuck up after the first email.