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Major (Tom) 04-24-2005 03:47 AM

Sherm got an email that was intended to be read by our talent division. (funny)
 
PMSubject: Pussy want's Dick
I want someone to fuck me hard with a big dick I'll do it for $250.00 per person I'll have sex I'm clean of all STD's clean no HIV clean clean clean just want sex for $250.00 I'm 19 1/2 brown with blond chucks of hightlight bright green/aqua 5' 0 shaved pussy NICE BIG ASS as be told tits 38c have have have stinky size 7 1/2 shoes love's dick in the ass -mouth - pussy loves play with balls dicks love guys-girl to pee n take shits on me i love to swallow everything that u put in my mouth i'm with my boyfriend his parents are rich so is he he pays for everything n all i'm go at is SEX AND I LOVE IT I CAN DO ALL DAY FEELS SO GOOD a hard dick in me . (fingering myself) well we can chat more if u need anything else feel free to e-mail me at ***[email protected] or if want to talk one-on-one i'll give u my number if needed hope 2 hear from u very soon................................

Sherm took a paid sick leave because of this.
LOL
Duke

shermo 04-24-2005 03:50 AM

Little did Duke know that once I gave her the capone bone, she ended up paying me the $250 she originally asked for. I love when the rich women get a taste of my 2 inches of dangling terror!

There's nothing like making a few bucks, and getting vacation pay to sweeten the deal!

riddler 04-24-2005 04:08 AM

Wow, I knew people stuttered in real life but stuttering in a email?

brilsmurf 04-24-2005 04:16 AM

lol so funny, mail her back with a pic request

Fred Quimby 04-24-2005 07:48 AM

sounds like she needs some yellow discipline

Manowar 04-24-2005 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
sounds like she needs some yellow discipline

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Giorgio_Xo 04-24-2005 09:28 AM

There are escorts listed on my sites that will do that for much less than $250. :)

Jakke PNG 04-24-2005 09:37 AM

It's even. harder to follow when someone, doesn't use punctuation at. all than when. someone, uses them in. the wrong, places.

Jakke PNG 04-24-2005 09:38 AM

I was wrong. she did use punctuation, she put all the dots to the end. My bad.

uno 04-24-2005 09:45 AM

Let us know when you reply.

TDF 04-24-2005 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I was wrong. she did use punctuation, she put all the dots to the end. My bad.



hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Makingcoin 04-24-2005 10:22 AM

She wants Sherm to shit on her by the sounds of it. LOL

DWB 04-24-2005 12:23 PM

Send that hoe over to me... I'll do all the above and more.


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