Paper toilet seat liners:
 

Help me settle an argument at work...

I had a brainfart and didn't include the poll, so this is the real thread.

I put it in the back and I love those things!! Canada doesn't have them ANYWHERE it seems but California has them everywhere.. I thought everybody put the tab thingy in the back???

I tear it off, but until today I thought the center thing I ripped off went in the back. After Melissa explained it to myself and Sancho we were cracking up laughing. It all makes sense now! :1orglaugh

Really? I think it's mandatory to have them in all public restrooms here. I wouldn't sit on a seat without one, and in some restrooms I wouldn't even do that... I hover :1orglaugh

I put it in the back... I thought everyone did... Why would you put it in the front? explain..

If I do use one I put it in the back, but I usually make a birds nest out of tp :winkwink:

I put mine in the front, and the reason is because most public and office restrooms have split toilet seats, meaning it doesn't cover the entire bowl, so the bowl is exposed in the front. If I put the tab thing in the front, it covers the part of the bowl that's exposed. I've never even given it a thought to put it in the back.

P.S. I would think most guys would put it in the front for that exact reason. But me being a girl... I'm not sure what benefit that is to me, really.

After reading this thread it has become painfully clear to me that Melissa is packing a bit of a surprize in her panties.

:1orglaugh Damn it! Well, now that the secret's out, maybe I can start earning some extra cash as tranny content. Whadya think?

I'd hit it.

In fact....Missy is one of the few Adult.com employees that I haven't banged yet. :Graucho

There is a reason why we call her pants around here! :1orglaugh

Ummmmm... :1orglaugh

Spannow and I just had phone sex. :thumbsup

I think this is the correct way... see how it's in the same shape as the toilet, and the tab fits perfectly to cover the exposed part of the bowl?
http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/toilet1.JPG

This is Loryn's way... nice and neat, but then you have to pluck the liner off of the seat and put it in the toilet before you flush:
http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/toilet3.JPG

The backwards way (according to me) although it should have been moved forward a little, I think:
http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/toilet2.JPG

And some people don't even bother to pull down their pants before they pee:
http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/toilet.jpg
Who needs a seat liner when you do it that way?

Here's an idea.....

Pull the white box out from the metal dispenser and review the instructions that are likely printed on the packaging.

I did. The only instructions are:
FIRST PULL UP, THEN PULL DOWN

See # 18.

http://www.gadzillionthings.net/Think156.html

i rip off the mid section compleatly.

I hate having to mess with the little insert when its wet

Uh....That little insert is designed to suck the entire liner into the shitter when you flush so that you don't have to handle it again.

hahaha! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's wondered that!

I don't know... I avoid public restrooms at all costs. I will hold it until I get home or to a clean, safe place :1orglaugh

The smoke I had afterwords really hit the spot! :pimp

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. I recently spent time in 4 different states and each one had toilet seat liners at *every* public bathroom I went to. I've never, ever seen them in Canada.

I guess maybe we just know how to keep the seat clean... ;)

i use toliet paper i never used those bullshits to line the dirty ass toilei only after i use soap and water to clean the seat :)

i don't use those.
toilets are made with a special material that only allows most bacteria to stay on the seat for around 22 seconds.
also there is more bacteria on a computer keyboard than on a toilet seat.

Yeah, well I don't put my bare ass on a computer keyboard.

I bet you all wash your hands with hot water and soap after every toilet visit, right? I would think that's slightly more important than whether your toilet seat has a condom on it. :)

GWB Election Hats!

I'm with you Missy Miss!!

Tera is right for the most part, we do have them here, but you need to actually do some research before you find them! They should be mandatory!

Sancho does

So I heard! I never did see the pictures though...

I was just thinking man I must be tired cause I got no idea what they are talking about here.

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/toilet.jpg

you make me speechless, I was actually trying to think of someone to reply besides damn your hot!