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Fred Quimby 04-22-2005 07:08 AM

What would you do if you found 200 pounds of bundled marijuana?
 
ARIZONA DAILY STAR - 04.21.2005
A 150-acre wildfire burning in the Patagonia Mountains is expected to be contained Thursday evening.

The Antonio Fire was discovered burning in a remote location on Coronado National Forest land Wednesday afternoon.

Crews expect to have the fire, near the ghost town of Duquesne, contained by about 6 p.m. today, officials said.

No structures are threatened.

Crews working the blaze found about 200 pounds of bundled marijuana within the fire?s perimeter. Officials estimate about 800 pounds had been abandoned along a known smuggling route but that much of it burned up in the fire.

The marijuana was turned over to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

Evidence indicates the fire was human caused, but the investigation continues, officials said.

Doc911 04-22-2005 07:15 AM

sounds like the cops were trying to burn up some contraband and it got them to stoned to contain the fire. LOL

Thrawn$ 04-22-2005 07:17 AM

I would smoke one fucking big join :smokin

loverboy 04-22-2005 07:19 AM

human caused? :1orglaugh

http://proaos.com/gfy/MnM.jpg

Nicky 04-22-2005 07:20 AM

I would sell it all to 1 big dealer......

MissMiranda 04-22-2005 07:20 AM

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TurboAngel 04-22-2005 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMiranda

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 04-22-2005 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
What would you do if you found 200 pounds of bundled marijuana?

I would notify the proper authorities that I had found 2 pounds and smoke the rest :smokin

Wolfy 04-22-2005 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
I would smoke one fucking big join :smokin

I liek to cash my joins and smoke my checks. I'd take the weed to the bank.

psili 04-22-2005 07:46 AM

If someone finds 200 pounds of weed and decides they are going to turn it into the police department, what happens if they're pulled over on the way to the police department?

MandyBlake 04-22-2005 07:50 AM

i would call the cops.
i don't have anything else to do with it.

swedguy 04-22-2005 07:51 AM

That actually happened to a friend of mine not too long ago. They were walking in the forest and saw a bunch of semi-hidden plastic bags. When they poked it, it was sort of solid so they felt it was safe to open it and look. It was all weed. They thought it wouldn't be very smart to steal that much weed so they took a little bit of it and left the place fast :)

xxxmaster 04-22-2005 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
If someone finds 200 pounds of weed and decides they are going to turn it into the police department, what happens if they're pulled over on the way to the police department?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
no shit, they would go down for a while , the cops would never believe them.....

BigRod 04-22-2005 08:31 AM

That much weed would probably belong to someone who matters, best to leave it be.

brand0n 04-22-2005 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
i would call the cops.
i don't have anything else to do with it.

dear god i hope tony would call me instead

MacDaddyPlaya 04-22-2005 08:35 AM

I would sell 150lbs, and keep 50 for me and my friends :pimp

363R 04-22-2005 08:36 AM

I would have tossed it in the trunk of my car and hope I didn't get pulled over on the way home.

Forkbeard 04-22-2005 09:31 AM

{cue the Reverand Horton Heat, singing Bales of Cocaine:

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...

So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there,
But, thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Texas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Texas in a low-flyin' plane...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' plane
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a foriegn rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

Skillz Unlimited 04-22-2005 10:06 AM

Quote:

I would sell 150lbs, and keep 50 for me and my friends

My feelings exactly.

QuaWee 04-22-2005 10:07 AM

i would sell it, i dont smoke weed

Holly 04-22-2005 10:10 AM

I have no clue. Probably FedEx it to fletch.

chodadog 04-22-2005 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
If someone finds 200 pounds of weed and decides they are going to turn it into the police department, what happens if they're pulled over on the way to the police department?

I swear officer.. i was on my way to hand this in!

chodadog 04-22-2005 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Crews working the blaze found about 200 pounds of bundled marijuana within the fire?s perimeter. Officials estimate about 800 pounds had been abandoned along a known smuggling route but that much of it burned up in the fire.

You don't have to be a genius to read between the lines here.

yys 04-22-2005 10:23 AM

Something like this happened to friend of mine back in '97 while he was hiking on Mount Seymour in Vancouver. He found 8 of the extra large style black garbage bags full of buds. Needless too say he packed them down the mountain to his ride and brought them back too his place. He gave me and some friends a call and we all rushed over to his place to help him pick the buds off the stalks. To our disappointment most of the buds had mould starting to grow on them. We managed to save some of it and my friend gave each of us roughly a 1/4 pound and we tossed the moldy buds into the woods by his place; didn't want to smoke any of that ammonia smelling and tasting shit.

axelcat 04-22-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMiranda

:thumbsup

smack 04-22-2005 10:41 AM

if it was shwag, i would leave it.



it it is some dank, i would quickly be finding a truck. :pimp


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