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Rochard 04-22-2005 12:54 AM

Have you ever been shot?
 
Have you ever been shot?

In the ass?

By a bb gun?

A long time ago at work I was playing around with someone's g/f. The b/f figured it out over a period of time and one night comes to the back door of the place we were working at. He threw a punch at me, and I kicked his ass.

A half hour later he comes back - I kid you not - with a bb gun. To make a long story short, he shot me in the ass. I ended up in the ER getting a bb pellet pulled from my rear; He ended up in jail for assult.

MetaMan 04-22-2005 12:56 AM

i been shot nine times my n*gga thats why i walk funny, hit in the jaw once thats why i talk funny!

Love Brokers 04-22-2005 12:59 AM

Shot AT..............Didn't fucking like it one bit!

2HousePlague 04-22-2005 01:27 AM

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- :( ??




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wdsguy 04-22-2005 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- :( ??




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This made my day

italianstyle 04-22-2005 01:47 AM

I ve been shooted on my back, Somalia 92 . Not nice.

Downtime 04-22-2005 01:49 AM

i always killed the other guy first before he could get a shot off

Vitasoy 04-22-2005 01:53 AM

Not yet.. knock on wood.

AdPatron 04-22-2005 01:54 AM

Never been shot at, I have shot at people though. Make sure you lead your rifle if they're moving.

BIGTYMER 04-22-2005 01:54 AM

I've been shot at...

AdPatron 04-22-2005 01:54 AM

Stand correct, someone did shoot me with a water gun -lol.

eddie-executive 04-22-2005 02:46 AM

I got shot

I had a shell hit my jaw and I didn't wait for the dr to get it out,
it hit my wisdom tooth but i just spit it out.

I don't smile alot cause its nothing pretty, I gotta a purple heart from the war and I never left the city.

True story.

:pimp

DirtyDanza 04-22-2005 02:47 AM

I was shot in afganastan ... but fuck it.. got hit in my hand...

beemk 04-22-2005 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- :( ??




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why did she shoot you?

who 04-22-2005 02:54 AM

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

sonofsam 04-22-2005 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.
I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

:1orglaugh

JimmiDean 04-22-2005 03:26 AM

Hit by a ricochet from a 9mm handgun over the left eye (nice scar) felt like a fucking baseball bat , knocked me on my ass and I was sure I was dead.
Not fun

2HousePlague 04-22-2005 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
why did she shoot you?


Musta been that "Who da Man..." look I gave her after we fucked.



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Dirty F 04-22-2005 03:43 AM

No, i live in a safe country.

Roald 04-22-2005 03:48 AM

Yes, by one of these things!

http://www.bearsmart.com/gfx/supersoaker.jpg

Dirty F 04-22-2005 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe


And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

Roald 04-22-2005 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

Stop crying you jealous bitch!

brand0n 04-22-2005 06:10 AM

yep
9mm in an attempted car jacking
went into my left arm and came out my shoulder almost blowing my head off

ezrydn 04-22-2005 06:18 AM

13 months in Vietnam with the 7th Cavalry. What the fuck do you think?

nmcog 04-22-2005 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.
I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Richdude 04-22-2005 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PenisFace 04-22-2005 07:39 AM

I've been sprayed by airsoft guns, which can hurt like a bitch of the bb's hit bare skin. The worst was when I was shot in the head by a paintball that was fired from about 10 feet away. Holy damn that hurt :(

Sosa 04-22-2005 07:41 AM

we would get into bb gun fights in my friends basement all the time. Got shot in the stomach and the back a few times. Good thing that only happened a few times cuz an eye could have came out

MandyBlake 04-22-2005 07:55 AM

been shot by a camera and camcorder but never in the butt by a bb gun;.

mindoza 04-22-2005 08:09 AM

No but I once had a guy put a gun to my head in the middle of sex. I did not see it coming. I just stood there frozen in fear!! Nothing even came out of my mouth!! I actually think about it quite often, I can visualize it like it happend yesterday!

The freak was super turned on by provoking fear. The think is I knew him quite well he was my doubles partner in raquetball tounraments, but never saw it coming. Those that seem the most well adjusted and normal are the ones you have to look out for!!

mindoza 04-22-2005 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Great Story!!! Yeah Karma's a BITCH!!!

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now -- :( ??




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Great Story!!!! Yeah Karma is a Bitch!!!!


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