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neverlearn 04-21-2005 09:06 AM

Darwin award given early this year
 
:thumbsup The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Renton, Washington appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:


1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns.


2. The shop was full of customers -- firearms customers.


3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.


4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.


Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the 2005 winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.


Dumb - Dumb - Dumb

StuartD 04-21-2005 09:08 AM

Sheesh, sounds like he had a death wish if you ask me.

psili 04-21-2005 09:09 AM

That's a great ~48% target accuracy for those gun buffs.

Manowar 04-21-2005 09:10 AM

totally owned.

Jakke PNG 04-21-2005 09:11 AM

The guy had balls, was dumb as a brick and/or was high.

ElvisManson 04-21-2005 09:12 AM

if this was still 1990 it would qualify for the Darwins

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

Rui 04-21-2005 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neverlearn
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

glad to know how bad people with firearms are when it comes to hitting targets... :helpme


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