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Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:17 PM

I saw a homeless man having a conversation with a fire hydrant today
 
The fire hydrant was yellow and didn't appear to be too involved in the conversation. :2 cents:

bringer 04-19-2005 11:18 PM

did you kick him?

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:19 PM

:1orglaugh i would have thrown red paint on his poor ass, wtf would he do!? he is homeless and high on crack! :1orglaugh

skrog 04-19-2005 11:19 PM

Maybe, he was on some shrooms or crack.

Marcus Aurelius 04-19-2005 11:19 PM

LISTEN ASSHOLE..me and him go way back so fuck off, I'll talk to who I damn well please.

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
did you kick him?

Nah, I was in my car coming from buying some pizza, which I am enjoying right now with some Heineken. :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
:1orglaugh i would have thrown red paint on his poor ass, wtf would he do!? he is homeless and high on crack! :1orglaugh

I think he wanted to fight, it looked like he was giving the "come on pussy, lest do it" hand motion to the yelloe fire hydrant, who from now on we shall refer to as "yellow hydrant."

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I think he wanted to fight, it looked like he was giving the "come on pussy, lest do it" hand motion to the yelloe fire hydrant, who from now on we shall refer to as "yellow hydrant."


so throw some paint on him, it will make his homeless ass clothes look "new" :1orglaugh .

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
so throw some paint on him, it will make his homeless ass clothes look "new" :1orglaugh .

:1orglaugh

The state of Hawaii can thank the city of San Francisco for sending us all their homeless people. Bastards.,

nofx 04-19-2005 11:24 PM

should have gave the dude some money, seriously.

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
should have gave the dude some money, seriously.

Fuck that, they can get a job like the rest of the fucking country.

beemk 04-19-2005 11:26 PM

shoulda been like "Are you gonna take that from him?"

nofx 04-19-2005 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Fuck that, they can get a job like the rest of the fucking country.

how do you know he was "homeless" by choice or laziness?

he could have gone bankrupt, born that way, lost his life long job, got out of the army and did nothing...

why not help the mother fucker out, you who is a 'working class' citizen, give him a buck or two or whatever change you have in your pocket to make his life a little bit better.

you fall asleep on your sofa while watching TV while he is sleeping a smelly gutter trying to stay warm.

Downtime 04-19-2005 11:33 PM

i've met some very nice hyrdants before, what's wrong with that?

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
how do you know he was "homeless" by choice or laziness?

he could have gone bankrupt, born that way, lost his life long job, got out of the army and did nothing...

why not help the mother fucker out, you who is a 'working class' citizen, give him a buck or two or whatever change you have in your pocket to make his life a little bit better.

you fall asleep on your sofa while watching TV while he is sleeping a smelly gutter trying to stay warm.

o please, since when did you come the new nazi pope? i have laughed in school when the teachers told me "only 10% of homeless do drugs" :1orglaugh dont spend ALL your money on crack and you wont be homeless, and if you are admit you are a crackhead and i will help you!

nofx 04-19-2005 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
o please, since when did you come the new nazi pope? i have laughed in school when the teachers told me "only 10% of homeless do drugs" :1orglaugh dont spend ALL your money on crack and you wont be homeless, and if you are admit you are a crackhead and i will help you!

think whatever you like dude but I like to help out the less fortunate like the homeless. have you ever even held a conversation with a 'homeless' person? i doubt it, they are people like you and me man. people ARE born into poverty you know?

CDSmith 04-19-2005 11:36 PM

I once watched a psych patient try to climb into a full-length mirror for 45 minutes.

nofx 04-19-2005 11:37 PM

and a few bucks out of my pocket here and there aint gunna hurt me.

id prob blow it on booze or something stupid anyways

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
how do you know he was "homeless" by choice or laziness?

he could have gone bankrupt, born that way, lost his life long job, got out of the army and did nothing...

why not help the mother fucker out, you who is a 'working class' citizen, give him a buck or two or whatever change you have in your pocket to make his life a little bit better.

you fall asleep on your sofa while watching TV while he is sleeping a smelly gutter trying to stay warm.

I have no problem helping the less fortunate, in fact I advocate it, but most homeless people are homeless because they are either addicts or too lazy to work. That is a fact. I do everything I can for soingle mother types working two jobs to get by. Did you know that people collecting welfare in teh state of Hawaii make an average of $17 per hour? I'm drunk, so this debate isn't goin gto go as smoothly as it would if I were sober, but the fact of the matter is most homeless (in this state anyway) are fucking meth addicts, and I am sure as fuck not going to support his meth addiction. :2 cents:

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
think whatever you like dude but I like to help out the less fortunate like the homeless. have you ever even held a conversation with a 'homeless' person? i doubt it, they are people like you and me man. people ARE born into poverty you know?


where do you live?

i must know before i answer.

nofx 04-19-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I have no problem helping the less fortunate, in fact I advocate it, but most homeless people are homeless because they are either addicts or too lazy to work. That is a fact. I do everything I can for soingle mother types working two jobs to get by. Did you know that people collecting welfare in teh state of Hawaii make an average of $17 per hour? I'm drunk, so this debate isn't goin gto go as smoothly as it would if I were sober, but the fact of the matter is most homeless (in this state anyway) are fucking meth addicts, and I am sure as fuck not going to support his meth addiction. :2 cents:


drunk, same as me bro, finishing off the last of it.

dont want to support their habits? how the fuck do you know they are going to spend the money you give them on drugs? yea sure, some of them like to get fucked up all the time, but food, clothes, first aid, shelter, many other things can be bought with $ they recieve.

they want to spend the $ you give them on drugs, fuck it man, let them do it. let them kill themselves faster. we all are going to die anyways. its the fact that you helped them do whatever out. you gave them some $.

nofx 04-19-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
where do you live?

i must know before i answer.

why does it matter?

north, south, east, west, who gives a fuck.

go ahead and answer. I live in the US

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why does it matter?

north, south, east, west, who gives a fuck.

go ahead and answer. I live in the US


why because i want to know where you are from so i can throw red paint on your homless ass also!

STFU SIG BITCH!

nofx 04-19-2005 11:48 PM

and if youre going to be snobby over $3 bucks here and there is just fucking hillarious to me

whats $3 bucks to you, the man with the steady income.

Shoehorn! 04-19-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
drunk, same as me bro, finishing off the last of it.

dont want to support their habits? how the fuck do you know they are going to spend the money you give them on drugs? yea sure, some of them like to get fucked up all the time, but food, clothes, first aid, shelter, many other things can be bought with $ they recieve.

they want to spend the $ you give them on drugs, fuck it man, let them do it. let them kill themselves faster. we all are going to die anyways. its the fact that you helped them do whatever out. you gave them some $.

THis guy was trying to get in a fight with a yellow fire hydrant, he had to ahve bene on something. And, before i support his drug havit I'll buy myself more beer to support my fun habit.

nofx 04-19-2005 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
why because i want to know where you are from so i can throw red paint on your homless ass also!

STFU SIG BITCH!

and the ignorant speak once again

MetaMan 04-19-2005 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
and the ignorant speak once again


HAHAHA! since when did you become a fucking angel! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE IT! you speak about shit all the time and then someone makes from the homeless and you are here to save the day.

it is:

a) not my fault i have a job and pay bills
b) not my fault that i dont smoke crack


these people need to wake the fuck up.

nofx 04-19-2005 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
THis guy was trying to get in a fight with a yellow fire hydrant, he had to ahve bene on something. And, before i support his drug havit I'll buy myself more beer to support my fun habit.

now before we start go blaming drugs, how do you know he didnt have some kind of mental illness, 20-25% of homeless people have mental illnesses.

but yea the dude could have been cracked out of his mind of some shit, but obviously he is trying to escape some fucked up thing in his life if he's ending up talking to a fucking fire hydrant.

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
now before we start go blaming drugs, how do you know he didnt have some kind of mental illness, 20-25% of homeless people have mental illnesses.

but yea the dude could have been cracked out of his mind of some shit, but obviously he is trying to escape some fucked up thing in his life if he's ending up talking to a fucking fire hydrant.

Everyone has problems, EVERYONE. I don't care who you are, there is something in your life you would change, If he turned to drugs then that is his own fault, and i don't think its my responsiblity to make it right. Sure, plenty of homeless people are homeless because of a mental illness, which I feel sorry for, but again, here is Hawaii there are a lot of IHS places he could go. There are 2 that I know of within a 5 minutes walk of where I saw him provoking a yellow fire hydrant.

ytcracker 04-20-2005 12:03 AM

that was me dude

not cool

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
that was me dude

not cool

This guy was an older person.

nofx 04-20-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
HAHAHA! since when did you become a fucking angel! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE IT! you speak about shit all the time and then someone makes from the homeless and you are here to save the day.

it is:

a) not my fault i have a job and pay bills
b) not my fault that i dont smoke crack


these people need to wake the fuck up.


im not saying its these peoples fault

im saying how can you be so blind

MetaMan 04-20-2005 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
im not saying its these peoples fault

im saying how can you be so blind


o fucking please how the fuck is it that immigrants came across long ago and worked in meat factories doing the same thing for 25 years straight and never complained about it, the goal was to put food on the table, people are full of shit these days, i am sorry, if you live in north america or "most" or Europe there is 0 EXCUSE!

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
o fucking please how the fuck is it that immigrants came across long ago and worked in meat factories doing the same thing for 25 years straight and never complained about it, the goal was to put food on the table, people are full of shit these days, i am sorry, if you live in north america or "most" or Europe there is 0 EXCUSE!

This is very true, I know several people who came from the old country with nothing and lefte their ancestors very well off.

CDSmith 04-20-2005 12:15 AM

That was Bill Gates pretending to be homeless. Had you been generous with him he would have put you in his will.

Owned. :D

nofx 04-20-2005 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
o fucking please how the fuck is it that immigrants came across long ago and worked in meat factories doing the same thing for 25 years straight and never complained about it, the goal was to put food on the table, people are full of shit these days, i am sorry, if you live in north america or "most" or Europe there is 0 EXCUSE!

because there was a great depression then ?

yea, 0 excuses if your mother was a crackhead and didnt know who yer father was, 0 excuses if your head was fucked up and you just ran and/or couldnt hold a job and 0 excuses if you went into medical backruptcy(can that happen in canada?) and the bank took everything you had, yea ZERO EXCUSES!!

nofx 04-20-2005 12:23 AM

im going to bed, everyone involved leave your icq and we will/can continue this discussion later on.

pz

ozmatt 04-20-2005 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
i've met some very nice hyrdants before, what's wrong with that?

haha

5678

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
because there was a great depression then ?

yea, 0 excuses if your mother was a crackhead and didnt know who yer father was, 0 excuses if your head was fucked up and you just ran and/or couldnt hold a job and 0 excuses if you went into medical backruptcy(can that happen in canada?) and the bank took everything you had, yea ZERO EXCUSES!!

Like I said, I feel sorry for poeole who try but can't amke it. But,m there are people who have made it starting out bad. Oprah is a great example. She was a black female born into poverty, raped, abused, etc., but look where sh eis today,. Anyone who says that they can't make it because of how they started out is just using that as an excuse. :2 cents:

bringer 04-20-2005 02:13 AM

nofx has been taught well
http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/hi...trait/marx.jpg

Johny Traffic 04-20-2005 02:23 AM

I know the guy you mean. He use to post here on a regular basis, he needed to find more stimulating conversation and more intelligent people to speak to. So now speaks to fire hydrant's :xomunch

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
I know the guy you mean. He use to post here on a regular basis, he needed to find more stimulating conversation and more intelligent people to speak to. So now speaks to fire hydrant's :xomunch

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hydro 04-20-2005 03:42 AM

My girlfriends dad was telling me about how he used to be homeless at 19 and started doing manual labor jobs for people and saved up enough to move into an apartment with somebody else then he started working at a grocery store for a few years and went to community college then got a steady job at a bank at $45,000 per year. Now at 52 he owns his own motorcycle repair shop and a little pizza place down town. If they wanted to the homeless really wouldn't be homeless.

Ogix 04-20-2005 03:47 AM

ha ha :1orglaugh that is a great one :thumbsup and i'm sorry for the man :( he needs :helpme

Shoehorn! 04-20-2005 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydro
My girlfriends dad was telling me about how he used to be homeless at 19 and started doing manual labor jobs for people and saved up enough to move into an apartment with somebody else then he started working at a grocery store for a few years and went to community college then got a steady job at a bank at $45,000 per year. Now at 52 he owns his own motorcycle repair shop and a little pizza place down town. If they wanted to the homeless really wouldn't be homeless.

Exactly. Most immigrants who came over from Europe in the early 1900s came here with nothing and built great businesses. I know plenty who ended up millionaires.

hydro 04-20-2005 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Exactly. Most immigrants who came over from Europe in the early 1900s came here with nothing and built great businesses. I know plenty who ended up millionaires.

Yea exactly, I remember when i went down to houston there was this gas station where alot of mexicans who i assumed had just crossed the boarder hung out and waited for jobs since companies went there to hire people. I saw a truck that looked like it belonged to a construction company and all the mexican dudes jumped up and rushed to it in hopes of getting a job. About half of them got hired but what i noticed is that the bums sitting in the same general area didn't even bother to look twice.

imafuckingaussie 04-20-2005 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
should have gave the dude some money, seriously.


hmmm, thats my first response. I would have given that poor bastard some money, I'm a sucker for that shit, lucky I dont live in USA eh.

iwantchixx 04-20-2005 07:31 AM

We have a bit of a homeless problem up here. Which is amazing considering it's only a 150k populance metropolis. They're mostly polite though except for the young ones. Especially this one guy "Joe". He NEVER asks for money. He just stands around greeting people, talking with them etc etc. People buy him coffeee, sandwiches and give him change without even having to ask because he's polite and kind.

Then there's the 20some year old street punks who harass you for money. If you say no they call you everything but a white man and claim that you're selfish and an asshole for nto helping them. Last year this one fella attacked a woman for not giving him money.

A local reporter interviewed one of them and asked "Why don't you get a job to support yourself?.

His response?.....

Get ready for this....

"Why should I? I make $800 a week doing this and have my own condo appartment downtown here"

*&$#^*&^hahaha^%*&^)#@^)*($^$*&^%@#^%@$#^%!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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