YARGH! A serious post from a goofy pirate.. oh, and [skydiving pics]
 

YARGH!

Pirate mode disabled:

A lot of people have been starting blogs lately.
I have found a tool for wordpress bloggers that I am sure you will find useful.
It's called phpgiggle, and simply replaces any text with a link.
You write your text normally, but when the page is loaded, it will parse it through phpgiggle, and automatically link any keyword it finds.
You could link the word "teen" to a teen sponsor, "google" to google.com, etc.
This tool saves a tremendous amount of time. Keywords can be modified later, essentially allowing you to change any links across your whole blog instantly.
Hope it helps you.


Pirate mode re-enabled:


YARGH! After much drama, Our trip to Japan, and not enough sharky farts, I thought it'd be fun to throw me first mate Theo out of a plane.

We took me boat into shore to find a plane to plunge from. After a long ride on me Motorcycle..

http://www.xsitespinner.com/chiocycle.jpg

...we got to the airport.
Here's me all suited up in fruity fruit orange.

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Theo whined about having to wear purple, so I gave up me orange suit... I should've stabbed that cooky fucker with me sword.
After gettin' into me new jumpsuit, Theo, and I got aboard in the flyin' boat, and took off.

After climbin' for a bit, and Theo losin' his clammy clam lunch overboard, we were ready to jump...

http://www.xsitespinner.com/chiodive2.jpg

Aside from Theo wettin' himself, it be a good jumpy jump.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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YARGH!

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It be comin' indeed...

AHOY! me bliggly blogs!

omg..wahahahahhaha..nice info chio!

Funny and Informative at the same time! It's like the Daily Show with Jon Stewart! :1orglaugh

P.S. Great Blog info. :thumbsup

i know what the good ship chio is... first 20 epass gets the info.... hahhaha jk chio :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wahahhaha YOU RULE!!!

hahaha great pics as usual!!

lollllllll I love it

haha

quite a photo album you're coming along with;)

too funny.

lol great pics remember to bring the parachute when you have to walk the plank

damn you chio. all this time i have been trying to be annoied with you for the fake nic, but you just made me smile. i think im turning into a fan.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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you are very talented with your gfy nick, I am entertained.

How can you not be a fan? I have never been a fan of anyone before Chio.

you really do good in this stuff chio!!! BUsiness with Pleasure... you Rock!

This guy is beyond funny at this point.

you really rock chio!

it doesnt get old

nice buldge

You have a HUGE fan club and following here, Chio!

You really need to build this out!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Registrant:
Deck Swabbers Inc.
Me big boat
With the skull flags
Hi GFY
Gulf, FL 33914
US
000-000-0000


Domain Name: CHIOTHEPIRATE.COM

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very cool blog info!!!

Yes, that helps, Chio -- that helps a lot.

Thanks!


j-

YARGH! I'll try harder!

Don't miss out on the merchandising opportunity you're creating :)


I sure as hell would wear a Chio shirt :1orglaugh

so when does the Chio paysite launch?
I want to be the first affiliate and make mad cash selling this stuff.
You are very funny pirate and you are foolish if you don't make bank on this.

funny as always

:thumbsup

Oh My God... love the pics!! :)

wooooooow cool pics :winkwink: :thumbsup

Maybe you can smile sometime? :winkwink:

Excellent info about phpgiggle. Thanks Chio. :)

LOL thanks for sharing Chio!!

Didn't silvercash give away a Harley like that?

And to think I thought I would get sick of Chio when he first came around.

Yaaarrrgggg!

best alterego ever!

I can honestly say this was likely the best post on this board in some time. I actually learned something.

man, u turn my laugh upside down lol

More hilarity from the chio chop shop, great pics :thumbsup

Great info Chio. Will you have my baby?

Funny pics :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good ones :1orglaugh

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I'll need some pics first but...

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thanks...exactly my words :pimp

i dont have the guts