New Pope Caption Contest!!! Win Cash here now!!!!!
 

Ok so for those of you who dont know. We have a new friggin pope!!!! I am not sure if i am the only one around here who thinks he looks like an antichrist, but hey, you be the judge, and send me your captions.....

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So here's the deal.
I am giving away $100 to the best caption you guys can come up with, because its a sunny tuesday afternoon, and I need to see something funny...

So the deal is I will pick the best caption by this time on friday 5pm PST. All you have to do to qualify is have sent me 1 join this month. (You can still send me a join if you havent already)

my webmaster came up with:

"I can't believe they fell for it"

I am sure you can come up with something infinately more witty.

I don't have a join, but just for the hell of it:
"Where's Mr. Bigglesworth?"

before anyone else says it ..


"... exccssseellllent ..."

Not a caption but he kinda looks like the Emperor from the Star Wars movies.

Come to me my pretties!

My precious..... I wants it.... I needs it...

"Muahahahahahaha......

Muahahahahahaha......."

I was wondering how this contest works cause i was going to vote for juicy as pope! :1orglaugh

Look at the pelican fly


got that from the movie Scarface

:1orglaugh

I like it.

"My first order as Pope, is to dismantle the Trade Alliance with the Nabooians!"
SEIG HEIL! DER POPE!
"All Jews are now considered enemies of the Catholic Church!"

"You decided to call me Benedict!!... What one of you fuckers came up with a gay name like that?"

"muhuhahaha"

"....suckers :banana "

"Thank god im 78, Who would want to be the pope for more then a few years anyway"

hmm. bad karma. im staying away from that one.

err, it was actually his choice.

"Damn this Botox..."

He looks evil. Don't get too used to him folks, they picked him pretty old :P

I know but it didnt work that way ..... its called artistic licence

Are they his arms or 2 cardinals doing a high 5?

" :error "

hehe

"It's all relative to the size of your steeple"

Pff captions
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"Joey Call them girls from the other night, we gonna get wild up in this bitch tonight!"

"i finally get to wear the ultimate yamika, <evil grin>"

First thing that popped in my head. I watch to much Simpsons.

"Hitler was a weak minded fool. I have a BILLION sheep"

"it's a trap"

"Lord, please grant me the strength to crack this walnut."

"it's getting hot in hear"

"Here is the church and here is the steeple . Look inside and see all the people"

"Benedict might be my pope name, but please call be the eeeeevil gremlin"

I hate flies. (Gotcha you sonnovabitch)

Alright alright ! Real funny guys! I get it "pope initiation". Now who put the superglue in the holy water? You're gonna burn for that one.

"stfu cathonoobs"

hahah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"fuck eminem bow down for teh pope"

you know I actually quite like this one.

another contender

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The last guy took so long to die I bit my fricking thumbs off waiting......but now...now you fools....the world is MINE!!!!!!

Benedictus walks...yeAh yeaH yeah..YEAH YEah yeah...heaven...show me your titties?

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We made it father!

i will crush em like the fly i just crushed

"when i go to hell who will rape me Hitler or Satan?"

"Pass the donation tray"

"Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors and see all the people!"

Cyn