Breaking News: New Pope slips in coma ...
 

... seriously, who gives a fuck?

there is no god, religion has caused more death than anyhting else.

The Pope can photosynthesize. This is a great trick for parties, but he can sometimes be a bit of an attention whore, overusing this ability thus making it tired and boring after a while.

they get to wear cool hats

:warning :warning

We need Religion to cause these deaths. Can you think of a better form of population control? Think if these deaths didn't occur... What would the earth's population be like? How badly would the Earth's resources be tapped right now.

Things that make you go Hmmmm...

... didn't bush invade iraq "in the name of god" ??

your sig lights remind me of the spiffy cash banner :)

I think that there is a god.

why would i elect a pope that is 78?