The reason I won't fight Kimbo is because
 

He would kick my ass.

YARGH! :1orglaugh

You and duke are the only ones, everyone else on GFY could beat him up... i already gave props to duke for admitting he would lose a fight with kimbo.. i give you props too...

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wait a second....

we all know everyone on GFY is a fucking madman and would take anybody, anywhere... just who the hell do you think you are?

I would piss myself then start to cry.

Someone who doesn't bullshit? :)

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never said I could "kick his ass" fact is he would annahlate me on the streets anyday anytime.. but in a ring with 4oz gloves and a ref and kicking and ground fighting involced

I'd try to hit him with my car but he'd probably just get mad and pull off my arms...
Hell....from the sound of things....Danza too! : P

I'm old and out of shape - of course Kimbo would drop me like a sack of mail

Even when I was training and bouncing, I couldn't see me taking him - he's just a big motherfucker. I've had my ass kicked in the past, more than a few times. Win some lose some - but at least I dont have a glass eye.

DD sure has some huge balls..That vid where Kimbo took out that dudes eye was brutal

I never mentioned your name.