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Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 03:20 PM

I EAT 4 APPLES A DAY, YOU EAT 4 BAGS OF HO-HO's.
 
me = http://www.gfy.com/images/smilies/1orglaugh.gif at you fatasses

wes 04-17-2005 03:26 PM

get a life nerd.

detoxed 04-17-2005 03:28 PM

anyone can be skinny when snorting coke with their daughter

Platinumpimp 04-17-2005 03:29 PM

Whatever everyone eats is their own choice.

And you might laugh, but I don't think they really care. :pimp

Platinumpimp 04-17-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed
anyone can be skinny when snorting coke with their daughter

:1orglaugh

It does take away the apetite, thats for sure ! :Oh crap

Myst 04-17-2005 03:30 PM

:1orglaugh from me to u

alexg 04-17-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa

me = :( at your daughter for having an asshole like you as a father

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
Whatever everyone eats is their own choice.

And you might laugh, but I don't think they really care. :pimp

Go hit the treadmill, fattie :1orglaugh

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
me = :( at your daughter for having an asshole like you as a father

me = :( at all the kids Israel is killing, you damn kike

Ross 04-17-2005 03:36 PM

I sale cheap green apples.

tungsten 04-17-2005 03:41 PM

just ate an apple myself :)

ry0t 04-17-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
me = :( at all the kids Israel is killing, you damn kike

You probably wouldnt show up at a convention because youre either too much of a pussy or youre just a broke loser. Either of those positions suites you well. idiot.

Rhino22 04-17-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ry0t
You probably wouldnt show up at a convention because youre either too much of a pussy or youre just a broke loser. Either of those positions suites you well. idiot.

LoL! you guys are harsh!

robfantasy 04-17-2005 05:21 PM

how many lines do you do a day?

escorpio 04-17-2005 05:23 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm...Ho-Hos

StuartD 04-17-2005 05:25 PM

Eating 4 apples and doing coke with the daughter you jerk off about hardly makes you any better than someone who ate 4 ho ho's.

swedguy 04-17-2005 05:27 PM

No wonder you're skinny if you only eat 4 apples a day.

AaronM 04-17-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
No wonder you're skinny if you only eat 4 apples a day.


That's all he can afford while living off his sig ref codes and supporting his and his daughters coke habit.

fl_prn_str 04-17-2005 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed
anyone can be skinny when snorting coke with their daughter

:1orglaugh

Spunky 04-17-2005 05:31 PM

I never had a ho ho in my life :1orglaugh

escorpio 04-17-2005 05:32 PM

This thread has given my a BAD Hostess jones. Now I gotta go to 7-11.

Furious_Male 04-17-2005 05:33 PM

I havent had any sugar in 20 years. Let alone a ho ho.

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
That's all he can afford while living off his sig ref codes and supporting his and his daughters coke habit.

Aww... did i hurt your feelings, fatboy ? :1orglaugh

Don't feel bad. Maybe you could find someone selling some willpower on ebay. I suggest you 'buy it now', you fat bucket of shit.

escorpio 04-17-2005 05:35 PM

I put sugar on my red meat.

swedguy 04-17-2005 05:36 PM

What have fat people done to you?

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
What have fat people done to you?

I hate seeing those ugly fucks. And having to sit next to them.

They also stink like dogshit.

AaronM 04-17-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
Aww... did i hurt your feelings, fatboy ? :1orglaugh

Don't feel bad. Maybe you could find someone selling some willpower on ebay. I suggest you 'buy it now', you fat bucket of shit.


Why would you hurt my feelings?

I know I'm fat. Nothing new there. Thanks for the hot tip about that! :thumbsup

Why is it that all you are able to do is call people fat? That's so 3rd grade.

So answer me this......Did the coke contribute to your feelings of self worthlessness or were you already wallowing in your own depression and then turned to coke as a way out?

swedguy 04-17-2005 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
I hate seeing those ugly fucks. And having to sit next to them.

They also stink like dogshit.

What is it that make you feel like that?

AaronM 04-17-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
What is it that make you feel like that?


Depression and self hate.

Classic case of his sort of abusive personality.

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Why would you hurt my feelings?

I know I'm fat. Nothing new there. Thanks for the hot tip about that! :thumbsup

Why is it that all you are able to do is call people fat? That's so 3rd grade.

So answer me this......Did the coke contribute to your feelings of self worthlessness or were you already wallowing in your own depression and then turned to coke as a way out?

I stopped doing coke many years ago.

And I'm far from being depresed.

6.1, 190lb, possess a beautiful 7 inch cock that my new mistress loves.
Just bought a new home in Milpitas, CA. :glugglug

AaronM 04-17-2005 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
I stopped doing coke many years ago.

And I'm far from being depresed.

6.1, 190lb, posess a beautiful 7 inch cock that my new mistress loves.
Just bought a new home in Milpitas, CA. :glugglug


http://ampcontent.com/Pikz/Cooky.jpg


Oh wait....No cookies for you...That might make you fat like me. :1orglaugh

StuartD 04-17-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
I stopped doing coke many years ago.

And I'm far from being depresed.

6.1, 190lb, possess a beautiful 7 inch cock that my new mistress loves.
Just bought a new home in Milpitas, CA. :glugglug

Yes, and I'm a billionaire NBA star who moonlights as an ice fishing stock journalististic prostitute selling his body for salmon.

It's funny how we can all be anyone we want to be on the internet.

Platinumpimp 04-17-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
Go hit the treadmill, fattie :1orglaugh

Haha, with a fat percentage of 8,3%...

I work out coke snorting idiot.

swedguy 04-17-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
I stopped doing coke many years ago.

And I'm far from being depresed.

6.1, 190lb, possess a beautiful 7 inch cock that my new mistress loves.
Just bought a new home in Milpitas, CA. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So just because you are 6.1, 190lb, 7 inch cock, mistress anda house in Milpitas you can not be depressed? :1orglaugh
I know that I would be depressed as hell if I lived in Milpitas (I lived in Fremont before).

AaronM 04-17-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Yes, and I'm a billionaire NBA star who moonlights as an ice fishing stock journalististic prostitute selling his body for salmon.

It's funny how we can all be anyone we want to be on the internet.


I have some fresh salmon. :Graucho

Evil Jawa 04-17-2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So just because you are 6.1, 190lb, 7 inch cock, mistress anda house in Milpitas you can not be depressed? :1orglaugh
I know that I would be depressed as hell if I lived in Milpitas (I lived in Fremont before).

Do you have reading comprehension ? Has your brain bloated up with fat that restricts your cognitive thought processes ?

All I said was that I wasn't depressed.

reynold 04-17-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa

Me= hot You=loser. :1orglaugh

swedguy 04-17-2005 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
Do you have reading comprehension ? Has your brain bloated up with fat that restricts your cognitive thought processes ?

All I said was that I wasn't depressed.

I am very aware of that. But you made it sound like because you were tall, had a house and a mistress, you could not be depressed :1orglaugh

ry0t 04-17-2005 07:57 PM

Who does this loser think he is? Your home is probably a two bedroom crack house on the lower east side.

Young 04-17-2005 07:58 PM

Me = 6'1" 195lbs 7.8% body fat.

Nice try though.

PlugRush Sascha 04-17-2005 08:01 PM

Applesauce is good.

Vitasoy 04-17-2005 09:03 PM

An apple a day keeps the doc away :)

alexg 04-18-2005 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
An apple a day keeps the doc away :)

thanks for this useful post.
now i feel i've learned something new today

galleryseek 04-18-2005 08:13 AM

4 apples a day? who gives a shit, if you were really trying to present yourself as a staple of nutrition you wouldn't be eating 4 apples a day.

loverboy 04-18-2005 08:48 AM

who wants a piece of apple pie? starving

QuaWee 04-18-2005 09:06 AM

LMAO, at Evil Jawa bragging about living in Milpitas. :1orglaugh


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