Prepare to laugh.. escort email scam!

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  • painintheass
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 838

    #1

    Prepare to laugh.. escort email scam!

    I know a girl who escorts. (Porn - Escort... no comments)

    Ok she forwarded me he email from this guy and what she did to him.

    It begins with this:
    (Potential client)
    Hello and Godday Sweetie,
    Am so sorry for my dissapoitment all this days deu to some circumstance slight mix-up occure by me which i have been trying surt out cos i was mistakely send the cheque to the wrong address earlier which i need to Re-correct the address from the postal service courrier.pls i am sorry for my delay of the appoitment day which i want things to be planed better and arrange well before the service day & Also i cannot asure you the excertly day again for the service but immediately you have gotting the cheque i will let you know my scheduled plans to have a good idea and prepared for the day.

    Moreso,i will provide you with all necessary details for the accomdation and the location of the reservation with all necessary things also i will call you later in the day for more better discausion & i hope you will surely recieve the payment very soon. immediately the cheque as arrive to you pls let me know as soon as possible with the cheque details so that i can have you all necessary arrangement to send the excess funds through a western union money transfer.once again am so sorry for delay cos business is all about trust & honest.

    Love you & Care 4 U.

    Thanks for your co-operation sweetie & hope to Hear from you soonest today.

    (Girl's response
    Ok,

    (Potential client's response)
    Hello sweety,

    Here is my details & my pic's:-

    Hair: Brown
    Height: 6'
    Eyes: Blue
    Neck: 16"
    Suit: 42
    Chest: 42"
    Shoe: 10
    Waist: 34"

    (Girl's response
    You look great.

    (Potential client)
    PLS. I WILL MAKE FOR YOU CHEQUE FOR SERVICES. PLS GIVE ME DETAILS TO SEND CHEQUE.
    PLS I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU AFTER THE CHEQUE IS RECIEVE TO YOU AND GET BACK TO WITH THE DETAILS SUCH AS,

    AMOUNT SEND.......
    SENDER'S NAME & ADDRESS......
    RECIEVER'S NAME & ADDRESS....

    (Girl's response)
    Price per day. $1,500
    Real Name to put on the cheque: Georgina Bush
    My Home Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
    My Phone Number: 202-456-1111

    ***Note this is the actual address of the white house and the number for their switchboard****

    (Potential Client's response)

    Hello,
    Sounds good to read from you back sweety.i will deposite $1,600 also i will need your service for a day.Also you will be issue $5,000 from my X-husband while you have to send the rest excess funds through western union money transfer.i will provide you all my details for the service later with my pic's & provide me your full information details such as Name on the cheque and the full Home Address with your contact cell number for the payment to deliver.
    Thanks

    (Girl's response)
    Real Name to put on the cheque: Georgina Bush
    My Home Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
    My Phone Number: 202-456-1111

    (Potential Client's response)
    HELLO AND GOODDAY,PLS I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE GOTTING THE CHEQUE AND KEEP ME POSTED IMMEDIAYELY.
    THANKS AND HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST TODAY.

    (Girl's response)
    Yes I got the check!

    Thank you very much! I'm now enjoying a well deserved vacation in the Bahamas. I owe it all to you! Thank you so much for the money.

    Attached are photos from the vacation you paid for.

    (Potential Client's response)
    HEY I WANT YOU TO LET ME KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON,IF I GOT YOU RIGHT YOU WANNA SPEND MY MONEY WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE ALSO YOU WILL BE TRACE BY THE FEDEARL AUTHOURIZED DEPARTMENT AND FBI IS STEPPING ON YOU & LOOK WASH YOU.
    THANKS.

    (Girl's response)
    Oh you mean that you are not the same guy that send me the check and left with me on this vacation? Damn I should be charging him too.

    (Potential Client's response)
    NO. I FOR TO THINK TO STEELS YOU MONEY. YOU GOT SOME PERSON CHECK IS NOT MINE. BUT YOU IS NOT IN YOUR HOME AND I WILL NOW MAKE TO STEEL YOU MERCHANSE.
  • Sosa
    In Tushy Land
    • Oct 2002
    • 40149

    #2
    cliff notes?

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    • SmokeyTheBear
      ►SouthOfHeaven
      • Jun 2004
      • 28609

      #3
      lol that is classic
      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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      • SmokeyTheBear
        ►SouthOfHeaven
        • Jun 2004
        • 28609

        #4
        Originally posted by painintheass

        (Potential Client's response)
        YOU WANNA SPEND MY MONEY WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE ALSO YOU WILL BE TRACE BY THE FEDEARL AUTHOURIZED DEPARTMENT AND FBI IS STEPPING ON YOU & LOOK WASH YOU.
        THANKS.

        I WILL NOW MAKE TO STEEL YOU MERCHANSE.
        haha i wanna use that in my sig lol

        "I WILL NOW MAKE TO STEEL YOU MERCHANSE"
        hatisblack at yahoo.com

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        • emthree
          Dialer Kingpin
          • Jun 2003
          • 10816

          #5
          haha is that shit for real? I can totally see it happening.

          Sell Patches & Pills

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          • foxxx
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 573

            #6
            hahahahaha fucking nigerian email scammers

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            • riddler
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2004
              • 3726

              #7
              so your friend is a scammer ?

              I didnt understand it to much because the broken english is so fucking bad.

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