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Arioch 04-15-2005 11:51 PM

The tax tips that NO ONE will ever tell you.......
 
1) Do not use your real SS# when signing up for affiliate programs. Change the last digit or two.
2) Also when signing up, just use your first initial, not your full first name.
3) Cash you checks at a cashing store, not a bank.
4) Enjoy your hard earned money.

:winkwink:

JD 04-15-2005 11:55 PM

:disgust :disgust

Penthouse Tony 04-15-2005 11:57 PM

That's more like illegal evading tips rather than a tax tip.

RRRED 04-15-2005 11:59 PM

Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

KRL 04-15-2005 11:59 PM

With a trackable pattern of doing that if you ever get caught, the IRS could easily demonstrate WILLFUL INTENT TO EVADE and that's when you'll be dealing with CID agents instead of the nice guys.

SleazyDream 04-16-2005 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arioch
1) Do not use your real SS# when signing up for affiliate programs. Change the last digit or two.
2) Also when signing up, just use your first initial, not your full first name.
3) Cash you checks at a cashing store, not a bank.
4) Enjoy your hard earned money.

:winkwink:


i hope your ip isn't traceable... :thumbsup

quiet 04-16-2005 12:00 AM

pay your taxes. sleep well at night.

Major (Tom) 04-16-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
pay your taxes. sleep well at night.


Very tru!!

Duke

rdunn404 04-16-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

hahah...owned.

ModelPerfect 04-16-2005 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arioch
1) Do not use your real SS# when signing up for affiliate programs. Change the last digit or two.
2) Also when signing up, just use your first initial, not your full first name.
3) Cash you checks at a cashing store, not a bank.
4) Enjoy your hard earned money.

:winkwink:

Have fun with your cell mate. :winkwink:

Manowar 04-16-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

:1orglaugh owned.

Care to expose any of them ?

BoogieCFZ 04-16-2005 03:36 AM

How about I do my patriotic duty and help make this country even greater by paying my fucking taxes on time and correctly?

Just a thought.

AdultMovies.bz 04-16-2005 03:52 AM

lol, hope you never get audited mate :)

Luc 04-16-2005 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoogieCFZ
How about I do my patriotic duty and help make this country even greater by paying my fucking taxes on time and correctly?

Just a thought.

yes, make sure you do. bush needs your money to fight many more wars.
and while you're at it, let me get you a spoon so you can eat out his ass.

Peaches 04-16-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
pay your taxes. sleep well at night.

100% agreed.

The best REAL tip I've gotten is to pay yourself a small salary. That's what you pay SS, Medicare, etc. taxes from. You still have "unearned income" from the rest of the stuff but you only pay state and federal income taxes in it. No, you won't get much SS when you retire, but invest the amount yourself that you WOULD pay and you'll end up ahead.

brand0n 04-16-2005 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

please do share.

Basic_man 04-16-2005 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

Mouhahahha, OWNED!!!!!!! :thumbsup

Babagirls 04-16-2005 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Nice group of nicknames under your ip :) What's your Realitycash username?

:1orglaugh hahahaha!!!

azguy 04-16-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arioch
1) Do not use your real SS# when signing up for affiliate programs. Change the last digit or two.
2) Also when signing up, just use your first initial, not your full first name.
3) Cash you checks at a cashing store, not a bank.
4) Enjoy your hard earned money.

:winkwink:

"Tax evasion for dummies". And dummies get cought.

Sosa 04-16-2005 08:17 AM

ya, pay your taxes and move along.

MandyBlake 04-16-2005 08:18 AM

that's kind of sad that you would even think about doing stuff like that.

Furious_Male 04-16-2005 08:20 AM

None of us like paying taxes but we do.

Now I will have to pay taxes on supporting your ass in the federal pen.

dirtydesignz 04-16-2005 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arioch
1) Do not use your real SS# when signing up for affiliate programs. Change the last digit or two.
2) Also when signing up, just use your first initial, not your full first name.
3) Cash you checks at a cashing store, not a bank.
4) Enjoy your hard earned money.

:winkwink:

You're not very bright are you?

TexasDreams 04-16-2005 08:32 AM

http://www.texasdreams.com/youareowned.gif

suesheboy 04-16-2005 08:45 AM

Not good advice.

mardigras 04-16-2005 09:12 AM

I'm allergic to prison, I think I'll pass on these "tips" :upsidedow

Barefootsies 04-16-2005 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
That's more like illegal evading tips rather than a tax tip.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah. I think most of us can pass on these 'tips' and forgoe someone's tip tappin me arse later.

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 04-16-2005 09:51 AM

pay the taxes and dont worry about IRS. Last people you want to fuck with is IRS

wjxxx 04-16-2005 10:24 AM

useless tips


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