Girls don't want to be smart.
 

This is what my wife just told me over dinner. Reason she told me was because I was trying to tell her why the "sell by" date is put on food. And I had to tell her this because she threw out my goddam liverwurst last night that was only opened a day earlier but yet had an expired date on it.


ARGGGGGgggggg all I want is my liverwurst sandwhich.