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chipmunk 04-15-2005 02:56 PM

WTF Is A WHOLPHIN?
 
Ok this made me go Ummmmmm....
-=Chipmunk=--

From Yahoo.com
Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Has Baby Wholphin

By JEANNETTE J. LEE, Associated Press Writer

HONOLULU - The only whale-dolphin mix in captivity has given birth to a playful female calf, officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said Thursday.

The calf was born on Dec. 23 to Kekaimalu, a mix of a false killer whale and an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Park officials said they waited to announce the birth until now because of recent changes in ownership and operations at the park.


The young as-yet unnamed wholphin is one-fourth false killer whale and three-fourths Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Her slick skin is an even blend of a dolphin's light gray and the black coloring of a false killer whale.


The calf still depends fully on her mother's milk, but sometimes snatches frozen capelin from the hands of trainers, then toys with the sardine-like fish.


She is jumbo-sized compared to purebred dolphins, and is already the size of a one-year-old bottlenose.


"Mother and calf are doing very well," said Dr. Renato Lenzi, general manager of Sea Life Park by Dolphin Discovery. "We are monitoring them very closely to ensure the best care for them."


Although false killer whales and Atlantic bottlenose dolphins are different species, they are classified within the same family by scientists.


"They are not that far apart in terms of taxonomy," said Louis Herman, a leading expert in the study of marine mammals.


There have been reports of wholphins in the wild, he said.


Kekaimalu, whose name means "from the peaceful ocean," was born 19 years ago after a surprise coupling between a 14-foot, 2,000-pound false killer whale and a 6-foot, 400-pound dolphin. The animals were the leads in the park's popular tourist water show, featured in the Adam Sandler movie "50 First Dates."


Kekaimalu has given birth to two other calves. One lived for nine years and the other, born when Kekaimalu was very young, died a few days after birth.


Park researchers suspect the wholphin's father is an 8-foot long Atlantic bottlenose dolphin named Mikioi.


"He seems to be totally oblivious to this happening," Lenzi said.


False killer whales do not closely resemble killer whales. They grow to 20 feet, weigh up to two tons and have a tapering, rounded snout that overhangs their toothed jaw.


Atlantic bottlenose dolphins reach a maximum size of 12 feet and can weigh up to 700 pounds.


Sea Life Park officials said they hope to decide on a name for the baby wholphin soon and move her to a large display tank in a few months.

Fake Nick 04-15-2005 02:57 PM

I sale cheap short unique bullshit !

Fake Nick 04-15-2005 02:57 PM

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chri$tian 04-15-2005 02:58 PM

only if "punkininny" is too..

Tala 04-15-2005 02:59 PM

wtf is a false killer whale? Get busted for perjury?

Thomas van de Koch 04-15-2005 03:01 PM

Our b0ardtracker just went off.

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O MARINA 04-15-2005 03:10 PM

lol


get back to work Chipmunk, you have links to put up and jewellery to buy.

pxxx 04-15-2005 03:12 PM

Ok, that was pretty weird.

penguina 04-15-2005 03:24 PM

i agree...too bizarre.

polish_aristocrat 04-15-2005 05:10 PM

http://www.soulcare.org/Creation/_de...xt_wolphin.gif


wtf? :eek7

Zebra 04-15-2005 05:44 PM

Napoleon Dynamite: A Wholpin.
Deb: What's a Wholpin?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a whale and a dolphin mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

SexyScribe 04-15-2005 06:05 PM

LOL
crazy combination...

realistixxx 04-15-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra
Napoleon Dynamite: A Wholpin.
Deb: What's a Wholpin?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a whale and a dolphin mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

That movie sucked. I seriously want to sue MTV productions for wasting an hour of my life. I couldn't even get through the whole thing.

Furious_Female 04-15-2005 06:31 PM

I want a wholphin!!!

Spunky 04-15-2005 06:38 PM

Those are neat..whats next a Docat?

mardigras 04-15-2005 07:36 PM

Saw video of the wholphin on CNN earlier. They also showed a clip of a "ligger" (lion/tiger). It weighed 900 pounds and had massive feet/legs.

tungsten 04-15-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra
Napoleon Dynamite: A Wholpin.
Deb: What's a Wholpin?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a whale and a dolphin mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

:1orglaugh

Repetitive Monkey 04-15-2005 07:43 PM

I can't wait to the day the multicults decide that genetically mixing all species into one lifeform is Holy Purpose. It's not far-fetched considering the "melting pot" thing they have going on now for races.

http://www.nancylorenz.com/tina/blob.jpg

"We will all be equal! Yay!"

sniperwolf 04-15-2005 08:12 PM

wow! whale- dolphin hybrid...the color strikingly resembles... i can't wait to see some photos when he's around 3 mos. I wonder how big he would be?

PlugRush Sascha 04-15-2005 08:14 PM

Ligers are cooler.

mardigras 04-15-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
Ligers are cooler.

Behind bars :helpme That sucker was huge! You'd never catch me snuggling up to him like the guy on the newsclip was :upsidedow

SilverTab 04-15-2005 08:25 PM

I tought it would be a Wolf-Dolphin! :(

LittleMack 04-15-2005 09:47 PM

That is pretty cool, never heard of it.


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