If any of you ever send me an email that goes like this....
 

Pass this on to your true friends. SOMETHING GOOD
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY AT 11:11 IN THE EVENING. SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE
BEEN WAITING TO HEAR. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU BY PHONE OR
WILL SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE WAITING TO HEAR. DO NOT
BREAK THIS CHAIN; SEND IT TO A MINIMUM OF 7 PEOPLE.

I WILL consider you a retard, totally lacking in any form of common sense and having a very loose grip on reality.

That is all.

i still ocassionally get such emails too, but never forward them

delete.....

I get that shit all the time from friends to boot.
The delete button comes in handy then.

I have a "friend" who forwards me all kinds of that shit, and she actually gets mad at me when I don't forward it back. I guess that's why we haven't spoken in a couple months. Seriously, if you're relying on an email forward to make you happy in life, you need to be lying on a couch and talking out your problems.

i love those emails.