Joke I just heard....funny shit
 

An elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take all that away. But, I must know: did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye. She pauses for a moment and then confesses, "Yes, yes he did."

The old man is shaken; the reality of what his wife admitted hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tries to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, "You."

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ohhhh that's awful :)

nice joke :1orglaugh

Funny shit. :1orglaugh

It's like the old couple who celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary by having breakfast in the nude, just like our honeymoon the old woman says to her naked husband across the table from her "you know dear, after 70 years, you still make my nipples all warm and tingly" the old man lovingly replies gently...

"they are in your oatmeal".

ummm... how sad.

i just was reunited with my brother of 38 years today.

lol, but serious. no joke. see other thread.

Those are both good, too bad I never remember the good jokes just the lame ones like:

this guy walked into a bar and says ouch.

I know pathetic.

an old man starts having health problems so his wife takes him for a checkup. after a ton of bloodowork and tests the doctors are on the phone with her a week later, "mam, we are confused as to your husbands condition..we think he either has alzheimers or the early stages of aids, his blood work up was just too inconclusive we will have to do a few tests"

This is horrible the woman says, I know it wouldnt seem it for our age but we are still sexually active, what should I do if he makes a move on me?!

Well mam, my best advice the doctor replies, get him in the car, drive about a mile from your house, and put him out.

If he comes home..dont fuck him!

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Damn man, that was really funny one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha damn that made my day.

Two old men were siting around and one had just celebrated his 60th anniversary with his wife. The old man was trying to tel the other all the thngs they did the night before, but was having a hard time with his alzheimers. He tells his crotchety friend, "We had a spectacular evening! Shrimp and steak and a bottle of wine, which at our age is an incredible feat, as you know!" To which his friend inquires, "Where did you go to eat?"
The old man scratches his head and ponders a moment. His eyes squint as he tries to recall. He asks his friend, "What's the name of that flower? It's red, has thorns..."
"Rose?"
"Yeah!" Then he hollers to the kitchen, "ROSE, HONEY! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"









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LMAO, even funnier then the thread starter joke :thumbsup

a good one. :1orglaugh

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That was a good one ! :thumbsup

Har har..that gave me a chuckle