Notice: To Whom It May Concern
 

Date: April 13th, 2005

Time: 7:43 AM EST

Importance: Urgent

Notice: To Whom It May Concern

Jonathon Rube will be out of the office today due to flight to New York City. He may be reached via cell (704) 640-4663. I know this might upset alot of people in his absense. I am sorry that you are expierencing this loss in your webmaster day. The GFY Challenge is on in full force and is set to start sail tomorrow! In the words of Chio The Pirate, "YARGH!". Jon will be available for interview during todays D Money Radio Show at 1-2 pm MST. I expect many of you will call in and ask Jon questions. He looks forward to answering all your interesting and unique questions.

If you do not want to call Jonathon Rube you may email him at jon @ awstuff.com and he will reply to your as soon as possible.

Thank you for your understanding and your time...

Yours Truely,

Jonathon Rube's Automated Secretary

Big fucking deal, no one cares.
I guarantee you get me a webcam and put me on that thing you have going, your viewers would more then quadruple...

does that mean no cybersex tonight? do u have someone who can fill in for you? i have needs.

what happened with it o_0

boring...

and you are?

who ever knew it would in fact become quite big of a deal...