I'm really tired today. Who's wants to do nothing for me?
 

If you're willing to fill in for me, make sure that you do absolutely fuck all by 5p.m.

And be sure to punch out when you're done.

Surfing usefulidiot or making your 30th espresso or checking my Google stats will be required. Actual working is left to lackies.

Any sticky marks on my Aeron will result in a permanent position.

:Note

What's this job pay?

ohh this sounds like fun

I'm in dammit.


Why is it that I always feel this way on cold wet rainy days?

Aaron, I'm familiar with your routine. I don't want any employees looking me square in the eye. I prefer sheep.

You're fired already.

But...but......I can be a sheep too...I promise I will try real hard.

Ah shit...That means I will be working at being a sheep instead of doing fuck all.

This sucks. :disgust

pick me ! :glugglug

That sounds like the perfect job for me :winkwink:

Woke up at 1PM
Went kayaking for almost 2 hours.
It was sunny weather so I decided to have "breakfast" outside. 2 sandwiches, coffee and a book by the canal... for 2+ hours.
Came home and now I'm not sure if I should actually do some work.

Hope it will be sunny tomorrow too :)

I sale SHort URL

ha ha I knew it. :frenchman

I would love to do it, but my cock is always hard and I tend to wack it all the time, so I cant sit there and literally do nothing as I will be buzy jerking it to the gfy pic posts! :thumbsup

Al Goldstein just called.

I told him that Bob Guccione got the position first.

Posting in this thread is work; therefore, I'm out.

Sounds like you've it easy. Must be nice, living a life whereas no one hour can be accounted for. Wish I had such a luxury.

*Back to the acid mines*

Sounds like paradise

Here are my current employeeshttp://sepwww.stanford.edu/sep/jon/f...pic/thesix.jpg

And this is me in the master suite of the domain laboratoryhttp://www.cis.upenn.edu/~rah/images.../workspace.jpg

You run a meth lab?

if i drink all day at the local bar how much cash would you pay me ?

lol that pic looks like it

I'm tired. Time for a nap.

Me too. Wanna spoon?

I'd really rather fork.

make an offer on moneydiscussion.com

or trafficindustry.com :)

thats your work for today