Name your funny ways of saying you gotta take a shit...
 

Well i have two..

"I gotta drop the cosbys off at the pool, be back"

"I gotta go expose janet jackson's nipple myself"

"drop the Cosbys off at the pool"?

RACIST!







Pinch a loaf
Squeeze cheese
cop a squat

I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey
Time to dunk some donuts

"make"




j-

"i need to lose 15lbs"

parry dogging - mispelled... you know that animal that sticks his head out the hole and back.

prairie dog?

Pop a squat
Drop the deuces
S-Bomb
Dookie on the thong woooweee...

making brownies.

Time to drop bombs :winkwink:

Gotta go pay my church dues
" " feed the porcelain altar
" " make kerploppies

Nice pal. :1orglaugh

gotta drop the potatoes

"The turtle is peeking out"

I'm about to take a life altering shit. Thats my favorite I use when its gonna be serious!

I gotta go create photo content for the Japanese.

gotta go fire a brown noser

i gotta pinch a loaf
nature is calling
uh oh
i gotta make sausage (<- derived from the german "i am going to press myself a sausage out of the back" ... rhymes in german)

pinch a loaf
drop the kids off at the pool
drop mud
lay heat
fire a honkey rocket

Touching Cotton

Torque a wicked cable

YARGH! I've got to unclog me bilge pump!

Drop a Dunefield...:1orglaugh

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Lay some cable.

go #2 ......8chr

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good one

Got to cut Brownies head.

I'm going to Download :thumbsup

I gotta go drop some missiles on hammas leaders :1orglaugh

I'm gonna take a shit.

"I`ve gotta take a dump"

Or after I have finished dumping I proudly announce "I`ve just filled up the lav with lumps of coal"

:thumbsup

YARGH! I am retiring to the Library.

I have to go hang a root.