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Man Accused Of Robbing Students On School Grounds

Robber Makes Off With Bus Pass, Jewelry

PORTLAND -- A 20-year-old man is facing armed robbery charges for allegedly holding up six Portland High School students on school grounds.
Mark Hardy is also facing charges of distributing a controlled substance.

Students at Madison High School told police that they had been walking near the school when a car pulled up nearby and a man inside demanded that they turn over their property. The students say they turned over a bus pass, and a small amount of jewelry.

Police tracked down Hardy in Gresham, and found the gun allegedly used in the robbery, as well as 17 rocks of crack cocaine.

Hardy was booked into the Justice Center Jail.


Now here's the funny part.

This guy holds up the high school kids from his own car. They hand him a bus pass and some condoms. I know this because somebody I know was also in the car at the time.

So....These kids get the plate number and call the cops. They then claim that the dude stole their jewelry too....In fact, he didn't. It was his own shit but the little bastards stuck it to him by claiming differently.

So.....The cops run the plate number and show up at dudes door. This fucking moron answers the door at his own house with 17 crack rocks in his pocket.

Now......If the police knock on my door and for some reason I have my crack stash in my pocket....I'm gonna lose it prior to opening the door. In fact...Chances are that I would not be opening the door for the cops after holding up some people in the first place.

I don't know...Maybe it's me but this guy seems pretty fucking stupid.

some people just shouldn't bother commiting crimes.......the dumb ones ALWAYS get caught.

+1 for the www.darwinawards.com

I think a Darwin Award needs to be achieved some time soon by this guy.

BTW....Here's the link.

http://koin.com/news.asp?ID=2032

nice friends you have...

Where did I say anything about my friends in this thread?

Just because I know somebody does not make them my friend.

Hell...I know a lot of people from GFY and I certainly do not call them friends.

LOL, before I answer anyone at the door, I would hope I'd stash away any narcotics :)
WG

Damn, that's fucked up.