My Near Death Experience (What I saw)
 

After drinking 2 bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking PCP, LSD and Ketamine.

I think I died. I am not sure, but anyway. My heart flew away, I tried to stop it, but it was flying too fast :(

Then I died.

This is what I saw :

Something was burning on the couch..

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicyfire.jpg

Then, It was the hot air balloon trip.

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/sleazyballoon.jpg

Just kidding.. It wasn't a nightmare..

Here is the real balloon I saw :

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicyballoon.jpg

I finally reached space and my soul almost got hit by a giant asteroid..

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicyland.jpg

Then I saw Jesus..

http://porn-sex-list.com/jesus.jpg

I woke up, I was still alive and I saw this on my monitor :

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicyfly.jpg

So don't worry guys.. THERE IS AN AFTER LIFE!!!

Lotsa free time on your hands eh? Entertaining to say the least! =D

Very entertaining.

I saw you seeing that. But I was busy working so I let you be

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My Near Death Experience (What I Saw)

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so Juicy is Jesus? lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh pisser pictures mate, well funny

Juicy is Jesus? WOW whodathunkit juicy is jesus...
it all makes sense now!
finally I know the meaning of life!
Juicy Jesus has made it clear to me. Sex with sheep and monkeys is the way and porn for everyone who believes!








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WTF...:1orglaugh

Pasquel was having nightmears cause both Juicy and I were in Quebec.


Don't worry Pasquel - we don't give a shit about you - were both dropped about $4K each that weekend - we were too busy having fun to worry about you.

Yes, I am glad you're not in Quebec anymore Burger Boy, the overall % of obese people dropped by almost 50% since you left. You were killing the stats.

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http://www.porn-sex-list.com/sleazyballoon.jpg

oh shitttttttttttttt

wtf... lol

Hahahaha, my favorite one is the fly :P

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