Anyone been abducted by aliens?
 

Just thought I'd ask - I'd heard a poll recently from CNN that said 5 million americans had said they were abducted. Does that mean half of them are lying and the rest are cuckoo? Maybe.

Yes. :(

They took me back to Mexico with them and forced me to drink Tequila all day long and forced me to fornicate with some of their Mexican hookers. It was awful I tell ya, just awful!

illegal aliens party hard

everyone always jokes about UFOs and the whole alien abduction thing - but its definitely real. There are 1000's of FOIA documents that show the CIA, FBI, NSA had real concerns about the issue.

No. I tried to stowaway and got booted.

YARGH! I was abducted by a bunch of Aliens once. Those gringos took me eye patch, and clubbed me with me parrot. Theo saved me life that day. That fruity fruit sure can fight...

http://www.xsitespinner.com/theo.jpg

Yeah 5 million Americans have lost their mind.

I'm actually posting this from the mothership as we speak. You guys wont believe the technology here, we had the PSP almost a full week before earth!!