When we left PHX on Sunday at the airport......
 

I got the FULL elite "search" dont think i told ya....

I go through set off the alarm.....keep in mind we didnt sleep the night before cause of early flight , so i look through my pockets and didnt realize i had cigs in there with the metal foil in em ...go through again and set it off...

Chick goes "Male Search" or something.... i got the full wand shakedown and evrything while Izzy was laughing at me......

I mean a pat down and shit like the cops do .......

I felt violated but rather turned on.. :Oh crap

haha, they were trying to stop you from smugling the monkey on the plane

i got put in the taliban line once because i switched seats

fucking shit took like 15 minutes

same here must have been at least 10 minutes n stuff. I finally realized that i had my cigs then whipped it out. The guy then put the wand n shit and almost laughed.

Next time ill take all the shit out and stuff. I was sleepy thats why i missed the cigs