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Paraskass 04-07-2005 10:32 PM
I woke up next to a tranny.
 
Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

:(

Alex 04-07-2005 10:33 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mike Okitch 04-07-2005 10:36 PM
http://www.picrack.com/001/other(3)/crying_game.jpg

Alex 04-07-2005 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That made my night. Thanks parkass

Sosa 04-07-2005 10:39 PM
lol you joking?

Mike Okitch 04-07-2005 10:39 PM
http://www.picrack.com/001/other(3)/ph_extras01.jpg

Paraskass 04-07-2005 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sosa
lol you joking?
I wish I was.
My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.

Pete-KT 04-07-2005 10:40 PM
tht sucks (no pun intended) ;)

sniperwolf 04-07-2005 10:43 PM
were you drunk???

Dagwolf 04-07-2005 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

:(

It's tough to be a tranny, I'll bet they get a lot of that.

Paraskass 04-07-2005 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sniperwolf
were you drunk???
yes, drunk.
very drunk.

Illicit 04-07-2005 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
I wish I was.
My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.
maybe it was an asian tranny ? asian dudes have little non-damage causing cocks

jonesy 04-07-2005 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside.
how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?

Mike Okitch 04-07-2005 10:51 PM
Fat Bitch

http://www.picrack.com/001/other(3)/fatbitch.jpg

Or Tranny

http://www.picrack.com/001/other(3)/tranny.jpg

Who would you rather look at in the morning?

Paraskass 04-07-2005 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonesy
how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?
my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.

jonesy 04-07-2005 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
did you tell him "morning wood"

reynold 04-07-2005 10:58 PM
Damn, that sucks. :1orglaugh

Dagwolf 04-07-2005 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Who would you rather look at in the morning?
Saturday morning or Monday morning?

Redrob 04-07-2005 11:01 PM
Shit happens. When the world gives you lemons, make lemonade. Write a blog and become wildly successful in drawing traffic to your site...

Mike Okitch 04-07-2005 11:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Saturday morning or Monday morning?
Both mate :)

jonesy 04-07-2005 11:03 PM
http://www.jonesy.info/images/juicyT.jpg

foxylady 04-08-2005 08:22 AM
that is totally fucking nightmare :1orglaugh

HpicAnn 04-08-2005 08:29 AM
OMG It must be frightful!!!

Wiggles 04-08-2005 08:51 AM
does your bum sting when you poo now?

DWB 04-08-2005 10:38 AM
Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.

sexyclicks 04-08-2005 10:41 AM
sorry, I should have told you before

Platinumpimp 04-08-2005 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.
You just violated rule #1 :1orglaugh

kaktuz 04-08-2005 10:43 AM
sorry double post ;~

kaktuz 04-08-2005 10:43 AM
LOL can u smile and say OWNED? :) lol sorry bro but thats to funny

axelcat 04-08-2005 10:49 AM
:1orglaugh

adamneve 04-08-2005 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
:1orglaugh

Scott McD 04-08-2005 12:02 PM
Too funny !!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Icon 04-08-2005 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
yes, drunk.
very drunk.

Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it? :winkwink:

BastarD 04-08-2005 12:08 PM
omfg dude you got so owned, why don't you check it out before it sucked ?:)

JD 04-08-2005 12:08 PM
pwn3d

8chars

Radical Rick 04-08-2005 12:09 PM
LOL this has to be a joke.

loverboy 04-08-2005 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonesy
OMG, wtf? :1orglaugh

Head 04-08-2005 01:18 PM
Some of them are pretty hot till you find out they have a dick! Them the mood changes very fast!

Nightraven 04-08-2005 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonesy
did you tell him "morning wood"
LOL now that's funny!

DWB 04-08-2005 01:49 PM
The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.

AgentCash 04-08-2005 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gunfodder 04-08-2005 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

:(

Thoughts enter my head of ace ventura 1 ... sorry but :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh einhorn finkle einhorn IS finkle finkle IS einhorn (and so on )

tony286 04-08-2005 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icon
Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it? :winkwink:
You are sooo right :thumbsup

webcrawler 04-08-2005 04:37 PM
Shit happens.

WarChild 04-08-2005 04:43 PM
You know if that happened to me, I'm not sure I'd tell anyone about it.

nico-t 04-08-2005 04:44 PM
jesus christ, i cant even imagine how i would feel if that happened to me.... i would puke the living hell outta me for a few years straight!

Alex 06-21-2005 03:34 PM
Bump....

Paraskass 06-21-2005 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonesy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FilthyRob 06-21-2005 03:37 PM
Holy shit!

taibo 06-21-2005 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paraskass
Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

:(

shit like this is best kept to yourself.


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