I haven't had sex since February
 

please give me a suggestion.

especilly if you are close to the t.dot

i need some relief.

I feel for you. I just fucked 3 thai girls at the same time less than 48 hours ago. God I hated getting on that plane.

sorry dont know how that feels ! that has got to SUCK

I haven't ever fucked. I relieve my tensions with porn.

stop posting at gfy right now and go see a hooker

sure they weren't guys? i hear its hard to tell with them Thai's ;)

That sucks. Why don't you try going out?

It's time for you to buy some porn !! ;)

Spend a few hundred and get an escort

You need to sit on your hand til it falls asleep and then Jerk off it's the closest that you will get sorry

Is there any porn around here? <Looks under keyboard> I don't see any....

Me either. Kwitcherbitchin.

WOW 2 whole months. I can do that time standing on my head. If you still can't get laid by this time next year MAYBE I'll be somewhat impressed.

umm try going to the bars and if all else fails hookers

its so sorry to hear that

Good...you shouldn't reproduce. Keep it up! :thumbsup

that's Feb 2004 right?

Come to Mtl chicks are easy.
Or stay in the T.O and flash your green around.
Or get a hooker...

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really!? i had sex with your mom last night.

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lol... if these girls were guys, so be it and call me a homo... they were bangin'. :winkwink: