What is the most stupid shit you ever did while drunk ?
 

ok I have done many stupid things when drunk but the worse I think is the first time I drunk tequila.

I'd drunk most of a bottle of tequila and was at a party in a carpark when the cops shut it down. My friend "moonied" them and they arrested him for indecent exposure!?, so being drunk I started shouting and running about and I knocked off one of their hats! (the police in england wear tits on their head). I tried to run but I didn't get too far cos I was so pissed and they cuffed me and put me in the wagon. Another guy was nicked for something and then the crowd started pelting the cops with bottles! They were well outnumberred so they called in the riot squad and the whole thing went mad and there was a little riot in the town and about 15 people got nicked!

I woke up in the morning thinking shit what happenned last night? openned my eyes and I'm face down in a piss stinking police cell! the cops were talking about trying to charge me with incitement to riot thats a ten year sentence or something! so yea tequila = not good

I shit on the hood of a parked police car when I was a punk ass kid once.