| Dagwolf |
04-07-2005 02:51 PM |
Last night I dreamed I was a cloned cell...of Homer Simpson.
How I came into being I'm not sure, but I wafted along on a breeze through a laboratory full of chemicals until I landed in a test tube full of something. My body sprouted feetfirst from the vial fully grown, but my head got stuck for a bit in the rapid growth solution and when I pulled it out I had a 60-year-old head on a 35-year-old body.
The first thing I did was get a haircut.
The dream I had the night before was even stranger...
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