My ass really hurts.
 

I haven't riden a bicycle for at least 10 years. I picked up a cheap bicycle (Norco Scorcher), and rode 60km's on trails yesterday, and another 60 km's today (that's about 37-38 Miles each day). My ass is fucking killing me. Is it cause I need a new seat, cause I'm a fatass, or do I just have to get used to riding again?

Also, i realized the seat was adjusted wrong the first day. Maybe when the bruise heals, I'll stop feeling like goatse.

Seems like you '' over biked '' yourself

Yeah maybe.. but I'd hate to think it's gonna be too long before i can do rides like this again.. I used to do double this easily 10 years ago. I'd be worn out at the end of the ride, but I wouldn't feel like i just got tranny tricked.

To make it worse, my buddy just invited me to go check out his motorcross bike on thursday, but really, I'm a little tender for landing any jumps.

and a bike's seat is sort of shaped like a prick and having that up the ass makes you feel as though you're being sodomized

Sit on a pillow. :)

i felt the same after first-time horse-riding...:) your muscles must to adopt... but the worst was when i ride camel in Egypt for 5km...i thout i couldn't even get down from it.

because you are a fatass and you are not used to!

Update: On Friday my bike got stolen from in front of my house. Someone walked right into my room, stole the key, unlocked it, and rode away with the bike and lock intact.

possibility of an inside job

I was pissed off, so I grabbed a pen and a pad and started investigating. I gotta say, it's shitty when you find out who your friends AREN'T!

I'll save a few bucks and buy another bike in a few weeks.

I'd offer $10 PHP work like the guy who trashed his jaguar, but I'd be stepping on his toes. Heh.. Next week is my week.

run a nice hot bath

sounds painful lol

i agree...a nice hot bath will do!

they saw you in great pain... they decided to take it away...;-)


goodluck on your "coming soon" bike!

Edit: Nevermind, I see the problem's solved :upsidedow