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KRL 04-05-2005 01:07 AM

Would You Rather Be Displayed Openly Like The Pope When Your Dead?
 
Its kind of neat the way they're showing the Pope so openly. Gives a much better presentation of the passed person than just all boxed up in a closed coffin like most people go out in.

I think this should become more of the norm in church services for the departed.

BRISK 04-05-2005 01:12 AM

I don't want a funeral at all. I've always thought funerals are rather selfish.

rickholio 04-05-2005 01:12 AM

Hell no. I want to be cremated and my ashes used to fertilze a marijuana grow-op. :thumbsup

KRL 04-05-2005 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio
Hell no. I want to be cremated and my ashes used to fertilze a marijuana grow-op. :thumbsup

That's funny. :1orglaugh

TDF 04-05-2005 01:15 AM

it would be funny if his body started falling apart on display

fris 04-05-2005 01:16 AM

i wanna be creamated. for sure.

baddog 04-05-2005 01:19 AM

I could care less as I would be dead.

BRISK 04-05-2005 01:22 AM

...and another thing, I think cemeteries are selfish too. The idea of taking up a certain amount of space on this earth forever is rather selfish, and unsustainable. What would happen if everyone who has ever existed on this earth had been given 20 square feet of space that would be their plot forever more? Fuck that, just throw my dead body in some shark infested waters or leave my carcass deep in the forest to decompose naturally or shoot me in a space coffin towards the sun so I can just burn up nice and cripsy :thumbsup :thumbsup

KRL 04-05-2005 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by toodamnfli
it would be funny if his body started falling apart on display

Actually when he was in the church his right foot went off to the side.

Danny Dukes 04-05-2005 01:34 AM

you have links to photos?

KRL 04-05-2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
...and another thing, I think cemeteries are selfish too. The idea of taking up a certain amount of space on this earth forever is rather selfish, and unsustainable. What would happen if everyone who has ever existed on this earth had been given 20 square feet of space that would be their plot forever more? Fuck that, just throw my dead body in some shark infested waters or leave my carcass deep in the forest to decompose naturally or shoot me in a space coffin towards the sun so I can just burn up nice and cripsy :thumbsup :thumbsup

Well you've got a point there. The 6 Billion people on earth right now will all be dead and need a place to go about 90 years from now.

That's a lot of coffins and a lot of ground to dig up.

It kind of freaks your mind out when you think about it.

reynold 04-05-2005 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
i wanna be creamated. for sure.


Hey that Pope pic under your sig is not funny. :( Show some respect.

KRL 04-05-2005 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Dukes
you have links to photos?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ope_ajm108.jpg

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...1739340663.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-384x247.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com.../mdf919325.jpg

Manowar 04-05-2005 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio
Hell no. I want to be cremated and my ashes used to fertilze a marijuana grow-op. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damian_Maxcash 04-05-2005 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by toodamnfli
it would be funny if his body started falling apart on display

When they where carrying him around on that table thing I had visions of him rolling off

Its the chaos that would follow... It would be..... omg

I know.... Im going to hell

Marcus Aurelius 04-05-2005 01:57 AM

This wont be a problem as I have discovered the secret to eternal life. :)

wargames 04-05-2005 02:10 AM

Yeah I hate coffins.

UnclePecker 04-05-2005 02:15 AM

I don't care what happens after I'm dead...because....well....I can't....

Mutt 04-05-2005 02:24 AM

who wants to be gawked at as a living person nevermind as a corpse.

i don't even want the funeral home people looking at me or doing stuff to me. and it happens, i know this for a fact because my grandfather used to play poker with the owner of one of the funeral home owners where i grew up and once they played at the funeral home owner's residence which was part of the funeral home, these men were drunk as usual at the poker game and i don't know how it happened but they set up a dead guy and sat him at the poker table, put a cigar in his mouth and a beer in his hand.

i'd prefer to just cremate myself right before the end, self combustion - poof.

jukeboxfrank 04-05-2005 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
...and another thing, I think cemeteries are selfish too. The idea of taking up a certain amount of space on this earth forever is rather selfish, and unsustainable. What would happen if everyone who has ever existed on this earth had been given 20 square feet of space that would be their plot forever more? Fuck that, just throw my dead body in some shark infested waters or leave my carcass deep in the forest to decompose naturally or shoot me in a space coffin towards the sun so I can just burn up nice and cripsy :thumbsup :thumbsup

your plot is only good for 99 years.After that they plow you over and give it to someone else as is needed.

BRISK 04-05-2005 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jukeboxfrank
your plot is only good for 99 years.After that they plow you over and give it to someone else as is needed.

Some cemeteries might do that, but not all cemeteries do that


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