Post your best put-downs, insults
 

Come on. Insult me dammit. Make me cry.

Stop it! I can't take it!

Dude, you suck the farts from dead rats.

Go fuck yourself

Jon

you're bad. :)

I don't want to make you cry, so I'm not going to tell you that you look like Sleazy and dance like him, too. BTW, Jon's eyeballing your ass because Mandy told him you couldn't get it up with girls and Shooting_Manic wouldn't shoot you with BradM's camera, even if you two are your best friends.

The last piece of ass you got was when your finger slipped through the toilet paper. :1orglaugh

If my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

"You smell like ass."

I called your daddy a fag, and he hit me with his purse.

mwahhahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I called your momma a 2 bit whor, and she hit me with a sack of quarters.

I met your parents, they're pretty nice guys.

Smell my finger..... guess what that's your wife.

"I'll knock your fucking teeth so far down your throat you'll have to drop your pants everytime you chew."

"I will stab you in the face with a sodering iron."

not really insults, but threats :)

Why not cut out the middle man, and give me a blowjob. Cuz that strange taste you get when eating out your wife, is my spunk.

My momma may wear army boots, but I fucked the shit out of yours.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You have two dads

Atleast I don't have lips on my ass and talk a lot of shit!

(ok... vulgar but was always a good one hehe)

XOXOXO
*Krystal*

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

That's just plain rude!
I like it.

I could've been your dad, but the dog beat me to it..

ouch, thats gonna hurt!

I walk up to a woman in a bar and ask her to dance/have a drink/whatever, she looks me up and down as if she's checking out the "goods" with a disapproving look on her face.

I stop her before she replies and say "Hey, don't be so picky ... I wasn't"

(What you Americans would call a Pre-emptive Strike)