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canplayer 04-04-2005 12:25 PM

what is wrong with women drivers?
 
If I had a nickel for everytime a female driver cut me off, I would be the world's richest man. So I'm driving, it's a 3 lane road with an underpass approaching. Some little woman in her SUV (like a toyota or hyndai type) merges onto the road and is now 2 lanes over. I see her signaling and then she just starts going on a diagonal line right towards me as she was a bit ahead of me when she started merging. Since I'm a male driver and a dominant one at that, I figure there's no way this girl is going to keep coming into MY lane without seeing me. She's coming and I'm thinking this can't be happening, no one could be this blind, she starts entering my lane slowly, I say she was 1-2 inches from my car and I slammed on my brakes so hard. I came to a complete stop with 1 tire above the sidewalk.

So she gets to the light and stops in the left lane, I pull right around her and park right in front, showing my dominance and still deciding what I should tell this bitch. At the next light, I make her roll down her window and I start yelling because I wanted to and she's a dumb whore. Moral of the story, do not underestimate how bad women drivers are, if you see them in another lane, ANTICIPATE them hitting you and changing lanes. They will and they do so be prepared. My vote to any prime minister in canada that seriously brings up some sort of legislation banning them on the roads, for the good of the country.

bringer 04-04-2005 12:26 PM

i agree
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canplayer 04-04-2005 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

That is funny but so true!

sickkittens 04-04-2005 12:37 PM

That and people driving while on their cell phones.

emthree 04-04-2005 01:06 PM

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emthree 04-04-2005 01:08 PM

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spideriux 04-04-2005 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by emthree

she is too stupid :1orglaugh

arial 04-04-2005 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
That and people driving while on their cell phones.

Amen

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Anthony 04-04-2005 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by canplayer
If I had a nickel for everytime a female driver cut me off, I would be the world's richest man. So I'm driving, it's a 3 lane road with an underpass approaching. Some little woman in her SUV (like a toyota or hyndai type) merges onto the road and is now 2 lanes over. I see her signaling and then she just starts going on a diagonal line right towards me as she was a bit ahead of me when she started merging. Since I'm a male driver and a dominant one at that, I figure there's no way this girl is going to keep coming into MY lane without seeing me. She's coming and I'm thinking this can't be happening, no one could be this blind, she starts entering my lane slowly, I say she was 1-2 inches from my car and I slammed on my brakes so hard. I came to a complete stop with 1 tire above the sidewalk.

So she gets to the light and stops in the left lane, I pull right around her and park right in front, showing my dominance and still deciding what I should tell this bitch. At the next light, I make her roll down her window and I start yelling because I wanted to and she's a dumb whore. Moral of the story, do not underestimate how bad women drivers are, if you see them in another lane, ANTICIPATE them hitting you and changing lanes. They will and they do so be prepared. My vote to any prime minister in canada that seriously brings up some sort of legislation banning them on the roads, for the good of the country.


Should have grabbed the Glock and waved it like you loved Tupac.

that would have scared that biyatch.

Let me guess. She was Asian too.

hydro 04-04-2005 01:44 PM

when i bought my car i had them install an estrogen detector, whenever it detects a woman on the road it safely ejects me from my seat and ejects my parachute for a safe landing on the side of the road. Well worth the extra $5k :thumbsup

canplayer 04-04-2005 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro
when i bought my car i had them install an estrogen detector, whenever it detects a woman on the road it safely ejects me from my seat and ejects my parachute for a safe landing on the side of the road. Well worth the extra $5k :thumbsup

seems like a small sacrifice to make in order to save your own life and I'm sure it ends up being cheaper than constantly paying to fix your car.

Barefootsies 04-04-2005 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by canplayer
If I had a nickel for everytime a female driver cut me off, I would be the world's richest man. So I'm driving, it's a 3 lane road with an underpass approaching. Some little woman in her SUV (like a toyota or hyndai type) merges onto the road and is now 2 lanes over. I see her signaling and then she just starts going on a diagonal line right towards me as she was a bit ahead of me when she started merging. Since I'm a male driver and a dominant one at that, I figure there's no way this girl is going to keep coming into MY lane without seeing me. She's coming and I'm thinking this can't be happening, no one could be this blind, she starts entering my lane slowly, I say she was 1-2 inches from my car and I slammed on my brakes so hard. I came to a complete stop with 1 tire above the sidewalk.

So she gets to the light and stops in the left lane, I pull right around her and park right in front, showing my dominance and still deciding what I should tell this bitch. At the next light, I make her roll down her window and I start yelling because I wanted to and she's a dumb whore. Moral of the story, do not underestimate how bad women drivers are, if you see them in another lane, ANTICIPATE them hitting you and changing lanes. They will and they do so be prepared. My vote to any prime minister in canada that seriously brings up some sort of legislation banning them on the roads, for the good of the country.


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