YARGH! Did Paul Mcartney just get murdered?
 

I was on the phone with someone and they said english news is reporting it. Nothing on CNN here though.

Fuck pirate mode for a minute.

http://news.google.com/ nothing here YET so I guess (hope) not

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005152124,00.html


other news, but funny

damn english
april 1st was 3 days ago

Can't find anything on BBC and some other news sites.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/

One of the best news agencies in the world. And it looks like he hasnt.

Someone called Robert Mccartney got murdered though

"LATEST: Man being questioned about the murder of Robert McCartney. More soon."

YARGH! Sucks for Robert, good for Paul. That's a relief. Well sorta. RIP Robert.

Probably overheard something to do with Robert McCartney - the guy killed in Belfast by IRA members.

Poilice have taken somebody in for questioning.

Whew, Chio, check your pirate facts next time! You about gave this landlubber a heart attack. I mean, if Paul's dead, all we have left is Ringo. Yar :(

SpaceAce

YARGH! Yeah, sorry about that. I'll leave the news reporting to the professionals.


Pirate mode re-enabled:
YARGH! I be craving some rubbery, blubbery Squidly gizzards!

AHOY! Me sharky farts!

Scared me on that one.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Check with the swabbies mate.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scared me as well