I despise you f-ucking spammers. Get a real job, you stupid a-sshole!
 

F-UCK U SPAMMER F-UCK U SPAMMER

Why must you rape my inbox? :Oh crap

They like being called mailers.

no no...they are called pro-can-spammers.

would you like a tissue?



i gave up on being angry about email spam years ago. it's not going away, and i have a delete button. so stop crying and go do some work.

Yes, those "email-marketers" must die a horrible and painful death.

Oh how inconvenienced I am pressing delete.

They need to suffer for the atrocity of annoying me!

hey luv$, i have to show you something. whats your email addy?

are you teh el1te sp4mm3r hax0rz?

i just keep all my emails as plain-text...avoids harmful viruses/html spam mails...

nobody i know who has something important to say puts it in html. plain-text is where its at :)

hardly. i just don't stress myself out about things beyond my control.

i love sifting through 264 emails a day to find 10 actual real ones. its like a sport to me

Pressing delete once.. no problem, pressing it 3-400 times a day.. fuck off. die.

Try spam arrest..I hear it works pretty good

lets post on gfy about it

that will solve it surely

Me too :Oh crap

see your sig.

Post your email address. Tell them you dont want any more spam!

all you can do is delete em really. set up some of your own filters.

Get a spam filter & quit your bitching little girl.

I like spam over getting no mail. At least someone cares to send me email. :winkwink:

use free email services like gmail or hotmail , they have VERY good spam filters

I sign up for heaps of shit using each of my email addresses, and i seriously get no more than about 5 or 10 spam emails per day across my two main email accounts. And i've only got 1 or 2 mail rules setup in outlook. Fuck knows how you guys manage to get 400 per day.

Because Spammers are lazy, stupid, and have no ethics unlike most other legitimate businesses.

Try

http://spampal.org for a great FREE filter that uses Realtime Block List and
and a Regex filter in combination which is about 98% effective for me.

Report them for free using http://spamcop.net which gets them on an RBL after only a few complaints.

filters like SpamAssassin and SpamArrest really work wonders... Especially when they use filtering techniques such as Bayesian to check through your email.

they catch something like 99% of the spam on the net

really amazing programs

Thank you bdjuf - if not for people like you and me spammers would rule the world.

ANTIS UNITE!

:1orglaugh

I second that.

spam filters that are open source are the best/worse. depending on the coin.

I've noticed the dumbest members (on GFY) - are typically spammers. Hate to be so blunt, and condescend those who mail. As with anything - exceptions do apply. Perhaps you're one of the few. However for the most part? My observation is dead on. It seems as if it's a last resort. These "mailers" (semantics, you guys are fucking spammers) are not exactly familiar with fundamental business basics. Let alone the entrepreneurial spirit, to drive them to succeed in any market - should their spam biz go bust.

At the same time, although I'm not impressed with spammers. I do think it is in fact a quote on quote "real job". Any job is, as long as pays in "real money" and not arcade tokens. I mean I may not respect those of which who spam - but shit, can't knock the hustle. If they make nice money? All the best to them. But when, and if, we meet me at the top? don't expect my admiration. As if something noteworthy was achieved.

*two cents*

c'mon most people who have trouble with spam are the ones who give out their email address to every freaking place then wonder wtf happened and why they are getting spammed.

Listen up. Get a disposable email address from your ISP or hotmail etc. When you give out your email address to anyone but you mom use the hotmail or disposable email address made just for such use and you will be fine.

stupid=you get spammed. IT IS most of the time your own fault so learn and wise up.

WTF do I know about it? I own an ISP. Every new customer gets 2 email addresses one for personal and one to give out to every place who ask. They get a quick explanation as what to do. Then in 6 mo we just change the spam magnet address to a new one and no problems. It works.

Knowledge is power, yes even over spammers. :thumbsup

Luv$: arent you the same guy that got ripped off when buying a SPAMMER from gh0st?
Now you're a hardcore anti? lol.

HAHA, same here. :thumbsup

ahhaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

your pill...

1 + 1 = 5 :eek7

Funniest tool ever.

What? Tool?

Little do you know me and bdjuf exchange numerous ICQ's about tracking down dirty spammers and making them pay for the evil they bring unto the world.

One day we'll get you too spammer!

ANTIS UNITE!

I have caught the character.
Took me longer to realize than Chio :1orglaugh, what a waste of 2,000+ posts.

Hate spammers too.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

get Spambayes...

http://spambayes.sourceforge.net/

open source spam filter :)

train messages as spam or ham :) ham is the good meat.

after training about 50-100 messages it can detect almost all spam and keep it out of your box.

awesome program and free :)