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italianninja 04-03-2005 03:57 PM

Whats the most powerful weight loss pill!?
 
any suggestions?

After Shock Media 04-03-2005 03:58 PM

its 250.00 per bottle and not for the casual dieter.

bly 04-03-2005 03:58 PM

goto the gym

After Shock Media 04-03-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
goto the gym

Or in your case they call it PE.

Manowar 04-03-2005 04:00 PM

http://www.museum.state.il.us/exhibi...pgs/vacuum.jpg

David - PG 04-03-2005 04:02 PM

It's called working out and busting your ass in the gym, there is no pill

italianninja 04-03-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi
its 250.00 per bottle and not for the casual dieter.

wat is it!?

SMG 04-03-2005 04:03 PM

tapeworms work great for me.

italianninja 04-03-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMG
tapeworms work great for me.

lol :1orglaugh

gdog 04-03-2005 04:05 PM

No pills, Cocaine and Crystal Meth diet will lean you out good.

After Shock Media 04-03-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by italianninja
wat is it!?

A very bad yet very creative commercial in the US to hustle money out of desperate dieters. Can not remember its name, some herbal bs product.

kmanrox 04-03-2005 04:06 PM

crack .....

Moose 04-03-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David - PG
It's called working out and busting your ass in the gym, there is no pill

Actually its called eating right. You can bust your ass in the gym all day long, if you are not eating right nothing will happen. Ever seen the fat lady spend an hour on the treadmill but then suck down a huge bottle of gatorade? basically was a waste of time cause of the bottle of gatorade...

You have to learn to eat right first, then think about the gym.

Meni69 04-03-2005 04:35 PM

spend as much time on bodybuilding.com 's board
as you do gfy
and you should learn a lot

Chaldoray 04-03-2005 05:08 PM

Your brain is!

LeWeekend 04-03-2005 05:09 PM

clenbuterol
meridia/reductil
xenical
ephedrine

in that order :)

CDSmith 04-03-2005 05:12 PM

Juicy had the best ad text for a weight loss pill on juicylinks.....

"ARE YOU A FAT FUCK?
...then click here
"


Don't know how effective the pills were but the ad was excellent. :D

Dazza 04-03-2005 05:13 PM

http://www.drunkdrivingdefense.com/images/crack.JPG

smack 04-03-2005 05:13 PM

i hear heroin works wonders for weight loss.

Jon2 04-03-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi
A very bad yet very creative commercial in the US to hustle money out of desperate dieters. Can not remember its name, some herbal bs product.

lebiatrol

or something?

Jon

fl_prn_str 04-03-2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazza

Cocaine is a hell of a drug................rick james

Dazza 04-03-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
Cocaine is a hell of a drug................rick james

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SMG 04-03-2005 05:17 PM

Cut your wang off and you'll lose at least 1-2 ounces

beemk 04-03-2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bly
goto the gym

what he said

David - PG 04-03-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose
Actually its called eating right. You can bust your ass in the gym all day long, if you are not eating right nothing will happen. Ever seen the fat lady spend an hour on the treadmill but then suck down a huge bottle of gatorade? basically was a waste of time cause of the bottle of gatorade...

You have to learn to eat right first, then think about the gym.

Eating right is important but really the easy part & no rocket science. Nutrition timing & mixing lifting & cardio is not as easy.

And yes, most dumbasses have no clue what they're doing in the gym. I'm done after 40 mins lifting heavy while the college kids are still there stretching and chatting it up and end up wondering why they're seeing no progress.

sandman! 04-03-2005 06:13 PM

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DateDoc 04-03-2005 06:18 PM

Try these if you are not hypersensitive as they are very potent. http://milehighmuscle.com/phveli96.html

David! 04-03-2005 06:22 PM

Hoodia is the new thing, no known side effect yet, it really cuts your appetite, works for most people. It's some extract from a south African cactus. Try the 500mg capsules to make sure it works.
I tried it, but stopped after 2 weeks, as it was not working on me, but again, I have yet to find anything that works on me beside working out and eating right.

fris 04-03-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meni69
spend as much time on bodybuilding.com 's board
as you do gfy
and you should learn a lot


i always see their domain in my refers they like to hotlink my stuff :)

kevinale 04-03-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon
lebiatrol

or something?

Jon

i think you're talking about Leptoprin

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../94505/300.jpg

http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...ram=xs p80586

$153 a bottle.. it's just a nice marketing gimmick -- the price i mean.. read more about it here http://www.ultimatefatburner.com/ano...in-review.html

xNetworx 04-03-2005 07:33 PM

Clenbuterol is good but this DNP is the shit:

The substance; 2, 4-Dinitrophenol has many other brand names such as, 1 Hydroxy-2,4-dinitrophenol, Solfo Black, Nitrophen, Aldifen, and Chemox are just a few and is among many things, a metabolic stimulant. That is it's popularity here in our world, it burns fat like no other. Let me just tell you of it's other uses before I continue. First, it is a toxic dye, chemically related to Trinitrophenol (Picric Acid), second, it is found in insecticides, wood preservatives, herbicides, explosives, and is also a hazardous material. Third, it is used in science to couple or attach to DNA molecules. All of this should tell you that it is not a run-of-the-mill metabolic stimulant, like Clenbuterol or Triacana or Ephedrine or any other for that matter. Here is DNP's tox faq's from the international chemical safety cards to you give an idea of what it is considered to be; Combustible. Gives off irritating or toxic fumes (or gases) in a fire. Risk of fire and explosion. DO NOT expose to friction or shock. MAY BE ABSORBED! Redness. Roughness. Yellow staining on the skin. PHYSICAL STATE; APPEARANCE: YELLOW CRYSTALS ROUTES OF EXPOSURE: The substance can be absorbed into the body by inhalation, through the skin and by ingestion. PHYSICAL DANGERS: Dust explosion possible if in powder or granular form, mixed with air. INHALATION RISK: Evaporation at 20°C is negligible; a harmful concentration of airborne particles can, however, be reached quickly. CHEMICAL DANGERS: May explosively decompose on shock, friction, or concussion. May explode on heating. Shock-sensitive compounds are formed with alkalis, ammonia and most metals. The substance decomposes on heating producing toxic gases including nitrogen oxides. EFFECT OF SHORT-TERM EXPOSURE: The substance may cause effects on metabolism, resulting in very high body temperature. Exposure may result in death. EFFECTS OF LONG TERM OR REPEATED EXPOSURE: Repeated or prolonged contact with skin may cause dermatitis. The substance may have effects on the peripheral nervous system. The substance may have effects on the eyes, resulting in cataracts. Boiling point: sublimes °C, Melting point: 112°C, Relative density (water = 1): 1.68. Solubility in water, g/100 ml at 54.5°C: 0.14. Relative vapor density (air = 1): 6.36. This product is handled and shipped in a 15% solution of water, making it a paste, so that it will not explode due to shock or friction.

DNP is an uncoupling agent that inhibits the flow of electrons and the pumping of H+ ions for ATP synthesis. Fifty years ago it was used for weight loss, however, in 1938 the FDA removed it from the counter, as it caused cataracts and even sometimes death. If electron transport does not produce ATP, then much more sugar must be metabolized for energy needs. Very low production of ATP would be lethal. In oxidative phosphorylation, the flow of electrons from NADH (the reduced form of NAD+, oxidized from NAD. This enzyme is important in accepting electrons in the course of metabolic reactions. When NAD+ gives up it's electron, it is converted to it's reduced form NADH) and FADH2 (the reduced form of FAD) to oxygen results in the pumping of H+ from the matrix to the inner membrane space of the mitochondria. This gradient of H+ can produce ATP by flowing through ATP synthetase in the mitochondrial inner membrane. Dinitrophenol disrupts the H+ gradient reducing ATP synthesis. Under these conditions, much of the food that we eat could not be used for ATP synthesis and we lose weight. However, too much inhibitor and we could make too little ATP for life. The difference between weight loss and death is only a small concentration change in dinitrophenol, making the drug dangerous. Simply put, this means that while eating your normal diet, you will have somewhere between 20% and 40% reduction of calories.

You may now be wondering just what kind of dose would be effective, but not harmful. A dose of 2mg/kg/day (or two mgs per kg of body weight per day) would be an effective dose, causing the loss of about 5 to 10 pounds in a 10 to 14 day period, maybe less. So, a person weighing 200 lbs would weigh about 91 kgs, so 2mgs per kg of body weight would be the equivalent of 182 mgs of DNP per day, but since it typically comes in 200 mg capsules, you would take one cap per day. Since DNP has this inhibiting effect, glycolosis is inhibited as well, causing a diabetic effect due to the conversion of glucose without insulin, so you may have heard that people take insulin with DNP. This will counter act the symptoms of lethargy and lack of energy due to DNP's use.

Finding DNP, this may be a little difficult as there are only two manufacturers of it. Sigma and Springfield scientific, though they do not generally sell to the public, it is still available. If you cannot find someone with capsules, you may try to get some bulk (somewhere around $20.00 - $30.00 per lb I think), but since this is considered a hazardous material, it cannot be conveniently or inconspicuously shipped (which for consumption is a felony), however, it is possible. However, to get use of the bulk/raw form, you will need to make your own capsules, which is a meticulous process.

tony286 04-03-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi
its 250.00 per bottle and not for the casual dieter.

Those commercials make me laugh so hard and its great marketing

BlueQuartz 04-03-2005 08:03 PM

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