FACT: cats, when raised by men, (not women) are great pets
 

My cat is not coddled or treated like a princess. He plays rough and enjoys being flung across the room. He's not aloof or antisocial in the slightest, just kind of prone to falling off of things and falling asleep a lot.

I love my cat.

:glugglug

I hope it shits in your mouth while your sleeping

stfu and go back to sleep.

Back to my thread.

Cats are the ultimate domestic predator. Men would never torture a cat by declawing it, stopping it from shredding things, or forbidding it access to the outdoors because "it kills things". A cat with a male human is a lucky cat indeed.

What news site did you get these "facts" Dork chops?

I agree 100%

I used to have a cat that was so cool. If you get them as kittens and train them right, they rock. I trained my cat as a kitten with treats. Everytime I gave him one I would whistle and say his name.. so when he grew up, it didn't matter where he was, when he heard that whistle he came flying into the room.

You have to make them tough too. Smack them around. they love it.

I raised my cats together with my GF, they're both great but we do not let them go outside... not because they kill things but you never know what happens outside. I'd rather have my pets safe at home :2 cents:

I was just watching the animal channel yesterday and they put cats at the top of their killer cat list. Its so true though, domestic cats just kill things for fun and rarely for food. They are evil.

Don't spoil something that would try to rip your eyes out for a snack if it got in the right mood.

Truth. My cat comes when it's called, will stop doing shit when I yell at it, and will jump on my lap and cuddle me given the slightest opening.

FACT: men with cats for pets are odd and often social deviants who dress funny and if left unchecked will pick through your garbage at all hours of the night.

Here's another one of Dork Chops "facts"
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=302462

fu-king OWNED :1orglaugh

Funny Thread...

the only ones who're owned here are the stalking losers who follow me around in every thread and post in my trolls.

hahaha, get a life queermuffs http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/lol.gif

Damn, all this time I was thinking it was bums only to find out it's cat owners :eek2

Lol..You are the one stalking,trolling in threads posting lame remarks when people aren't around to respond..

Not around ? Spamky, you're here 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Your stupid ass is in every thread. It's really hard not to bump into you.

Do you even read before you post?How is that possible?Yes I'm here practically everyday just like you..

pot meet kettle.










queermuffs, :1orglaugh I love it. Good name for guys with cats.

Alleluyah!!!
Praise the Lord for Another Word of Wisdom from DumbJedi!!!

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Snapshot of the real DumbJedi taken during one of his outings

^^ haha, i actually laughed at the pic :1orglaugh

aside from the fact that you spelt Hallelujah wrong and posted a pic of a fugly american women, good effort.