catholic church is gonna be workin hard to make some money tomorrow
 

alot of people who normally dont show up will, and all will be feeling sad and guilty and will give more money.

i'm sure the sermons or whatever they are called are gonna be hell bent on making sure you come back. i might go to one and see what they have to say.

and dont forget folks, the more you give, the less you go to hell.

This is the first time I agree with grogan...