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The Adult Broker 04-02-2005 11:39 AM

Lightspeed Dodgeball and Jagermeister....What I learned...
 
So... I was sideline enjoying my drink and watching people getting whacked with balls.

Michael from SexEntertain, JMK from Full on Video and Sean from SweetSensations put me on their Dodgeball team...last minute.

I'm like sure why not...we all used to play paintball together and that was fun...so we planned our strategy.

We get called to the court, I run like hell to grab as many of the dodgeballs up for grabs. I throw, I catched, I hung in there a long time, I even hit someone.

But little did I know that Mitch from NetBilling on the opposing team has a fast ball going 200 mph.

they're flying at me...I jumped, I ducked, I ran, I 'dodged' and then...

he nailed me...in order to get back in the game you have to either to take off a piece of clothing or do a shot of Jager. Well, I chose the Jager .

i do a fast shot and back on the court I go running, dodging, throwing...

Marc from CJ was MCing the event and by the 3rd time I got hit, he suggested I take an article of clothing off instead of doing shots...I should have listened to him.(Marc rocked btw as the MC. funny as hell!)

3 shots later I am on the court again and after a few throws, my dodgeball moment is over, whacked again! now i'm buzzed and need Rolaids!


Long story short, this is what I learned....

1. Steve Lightspeed came up with an awesome event
2. Always choose to take clothes off vs. doing shots of Jager then running around playing dodgeball.
3. Don't play dodgeball in a skirt
4. Don't play without shoes on.
5. Always try to play on the side that doesn't have u looking into the sun.
6. I have to quit smoking. (wheeeze!)
7. When someone asks you to be on their dodgeball team after you've been drinking beers and eating wings at a bar for 3 hours, kindly say no and get the hell off the court before they pick you up and carry you right into the battle.

And what I remember the most? Laughing my ass off as I walked off the court because of how much fun it was. :thumbsup


Thanks to Steve Lightspeed, the sponsors, and to everyone who has made this an awesome, great biz and fun phoenix forum! :thumbsup

Kard63 04-02-2005 11:43 AM

That sounds like a lot of fun.

Shooting_Manic 04-02-2005 11:49 AM

Steve is a master idea man. Rochard is a master implimentor.

Great team!

:thumbsup

tranza 04-02-2005 11:54 AM

Any pics??

Juicy D. Links 04-02-2005 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
Any pics??

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Need pics!!!

pornguy 04-02-2005 07:16 PM

LOL that is a good story. Glad you had fun.

CharlieBrown 04-02-2005 07:20 PM

jagermeister + energydrinks is a good combo, took like 6 before i puked

LaurieX 04-02-2005 07:29 PM

Lori you still F ing rocked it! Luv you! :thumbsup

lesbodojo 04-03-2005 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
3. Don't play dodgeball in a skirt

lol You are too cute! It was great seeing you, Lori. Have a safe trip home. xoxo

MickeyG 04-03-2005 09:48 AM

this thread is worthless without pics..

glad to hear you had fun :)

The Bootyologist 04-03-2005 09:56 AM

sounds like a good time

LaurieX 04-03-2005 10:05 AM

I do not have any action pics but I have a couple team photos LOL :thumbsup

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...X/DSCN3856.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...X/DSCN3854.jpg

Zprogramz 04-03-2005 10:05 AM

No pix yet?

Rui 04-03-2005 10:11 AM

Work + fun = nice

fris 04-03-2005 12:58 PM

nice. no upskirt shots?
:)

Rochard 04-03-2005 01:25 PM

For some reason no one thought to have shots ready for this event. Steve looks at me and says "your the jager man, take care of it".

We ordered up two bottles, which we went through instantly. We ordered up more - everything the hotel had on hand at the moment - and had them run out for more. We went through cases of jager - all of which was charged to my room. I have a picture of the bill; I'm downloading the pictures now and will post in a few hours.

Thanks for party Steve.

corvette 04-03-2005 01:36 PM

each shot hurt more than the last...

SBJ 04-03-2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
For some reason no one thought to have shots ready for this event. Steve looks at me and says "your the jager man, take care of it".

We ordered up two bottles, which we went through instantly. We ordered up more - everything the hotel had on hand at the moment - and had them run out for more. We went through cases of jager - all of which was charged to my room. I have a picture of the bill; I'm downloading the pictures now and will post in a few hours.

Thanks for party Steve.

haha yeah, you told me about your bill.. wow!


great event! Thanks Lightspeed!

Gateway69 04-03-2005 03:11 PM

http://www.sdwebmasters.com/coppermi...1/IMG_0113.jpg

all I have to say. I think we at Team Yanks did about 20 shots during our game.. uggg.. :)


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