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Dirty Dane 04-02-2005 01:41 AM

Top 10 Newbie mistakes
 
1. Forget to replace/insert affiliate ID.
2. Link cash program instead of paysites.
3. Use 'bannerfree' freehost.
4. Start asking for trades with a half-finished or non-working website.
5. Submit FHGs to other TGPs.
6. Use image resize instead of creating thumbs, and wonder why site loads slow.
7. Start a TGP without links to paysites, and wonder why you don't make money.
8. Trust everyone.
9. Spam without using whois protection.
10. Believe Google PR is a measure for success.

Any more? :pimp

smack 04-02-2005 01:47 AM

11. kiss people's ass with high post counts hoping they will give you something

After Shock Media 04-02-2005 01:48 AM

12. Register and post here non stop.

Roald 04-02-2005 01:49 AM

13. No ability to think for themselfs

smack 04-02-2005 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
13. No ability to think for themselfs


most people i meet?

Roald 04-02-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
most people i meet?

haha might be, you hanging out with n00bs a lot?


;)))

After Shock Media 04-02-2005 01:52 AM

14.Buy into that jargon of "read everything you can" on all the resource sites before starting something.

smack 04-02-2005 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
haha might be, you hanging out with n00bs a lot?


;)))


total n00bs to life it seems. ;)

Antonio 04-02-2005 01:56 AM

15. Put all their eggs in one basket.

digifan 04-02-2005 01:56 AM

Posting the thread: How much are you making with porn per mo/yr on the boards :)

bangman 04-02-2005 01:56 AM

15. Being lazy and expecting money to start rolling in within days of starting in the biz.
16. Sitting down and thinking "Why am I not making a lot of money?" instead of finding ways to do so.

Antonio 04-02-2005 01:56 AM

16. Drink Amstel light ;)

smack 04-02-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
16. Drink Amstel light ;)

hey, watch it! :winkwink:

xclusive 04-02-2005 02:02 AM

Thinking that they are owed anything right away and not realizing they have to earn it

Roald 04-02-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
16. Drink Amstel light ;)

hahahaha :upsidedow

Antonio 04-02-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
hey, watch it! :winkwink:

haha
If you ever get a chance try this one, the closest thing to perfection:

http://www.african.com.au/images/windhoek.jpg

Mike Okitch 04-02-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
1. Forget to replace/insert affiliate ID.
2. Link cash program instead of paysites.
3. Use 'bannerfree' freehost.
4. Start asking for trades with a half-finished or non-working website.
5. Submit FHGs to other TGPs.
6. Use image resize instead of creating thumbs, and wonder why site loads slow.
7. Start a TGP without links to paysites, and wonder why you don't make money.
8. Trust everyone.
9. Spam without using whois protection.
10. Believe Google PR is a measure for success.

Any more? :pimp

1- Have yet to do it

2- Check

3- Check

4- Check

5- Wouldn't be caught dead doing it

6- Check

7- Shemp once said that if you wanted to start a tgp to look at the calendar and to proceed only if it said 1998 or before. My calendar didn't say that. So Nope.

8- Nope

9- Spam? You mean multiple email deployment? It's okay, just make sure your whois email address is [email protected]

10- What's a google?

iwantchixx 04-02-2005 02:06 AM

17: Flood all the adult forums with a 50 strong list of free hosted galleries daily then wonder why conversions are 0:30,000.

smack 04-02-2005 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
haha
If you ever get a chance try this one, the closest thing to perfection:

http://www.african.com.au/images/windhoek.jpg


i'll check for that the next time i go out. there's a great place around here that has over 120 beers on tap, not counting their bottles. so i'm sure they will have it.

iwantchixx 04-02-2005 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
15. Put all their eggs in one basket.

biggest mistake anyone can make.

Steen2 04-02-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
5- Wouldn't be caught dead doing it

I once sent a FHG to the hun :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 04-02-2005 02:13 AM

Things I learned (and am still learning) about Online traffic and being a webmaster....

1. Confuse "pretty" or "neat" designs with ability to convert

2. Neglect the power of an overall coherent ad strategy

3. Neglect to factor in the referrer URL of traffic in positiong the product or formulating the landing page

4. Shy away from spending $ on custom-built software

5. Fail to think long-term.

6. Fail to look at my marketing materials from the perspective of an actual consumer.

7. Hit an ad strategy that converts and STOP innovating.

8. Wait for traffic crashes or sponsor crashes to push my ass in gear to actually fine tune my traffic strategy so that I make more $ with less traffic or newer sponsors.

9. Being afraid to try new approaches

10. Being afraid to look at traffic from FIRST PRINCIPLES (ie., ask yourself, 'what is traffic?' 'where does it come from?' 'why does it go to my site?' "who are my customers" etc. etc) -- seems silly but sometimes taking a fresh look at things we take for granted may yield new opportunities and open doors to higher levels...

11. Being cocky and not realizing that I am constantly learning and will never "know everything."

For Free Adult Traffic tips, check out http://justtraffic.blogspot.com

Dirty Dane 04-02-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
6. Fail to look at my marketing materials from the perspective of an actual consumer.

#1 criteria for success :thumbsup
If you think like the surfers, only creativity and ability limits you.

PenisFace 04-02-2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
1. Forget to replace/insert affiliate ID.
2. Link cash program instead of paysites.
3. Use 'bannerfree' freehost.
4. Start asking for trades with a half-finished or non-working website.
5. Submit FHGs to other TGPs.
6. Use image resize instead of creating thumbs, and wonder why site loads slow.
7. Start a TGP without links to paysites, and wonder why you don't make money.
8. Trust everyone.
9. Spam without using whois protection.
10. Believe Google PR is a measure for success.

Any more? :pimp

I'm guilty of number 5. One of the first galleries I ever submitted was a FHG :1orglaugh

Hinc 04-02-2005 02:53 AM

haha i made myself quilty of a couple of those

various 04-02-2005 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steen2
I once sent a FHG to the hun :1orglaugh

Me to, he listed it....



:glugglug

uno 04-02-2005 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
i'll check for that the next time i go out. there's a great place around here that has over 120 beers on tap, not counting their bottles. so i'm sure they will have it.

:1orglaugh I know what place you are talking about.... hit me up on the eye sea queue... 111914 or aim: da orgasms

Havent' hung with you in like a year and a half man.

uno 04-02-2005 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Things I learned (and am still learning) about Online traffic and being a webmaster....

1. Confuse "pretty" or "neat" designs with ability to convert

2. Neglect the power of an overall coherent ad strategy

3. Neglect to factor in the referrer URL of traffic in positiong the product or formulating the landing page

4. Shy away from spending $ on custom-built software

5. Fail to think long-term.

6. Fail to look at my marketing materials from the perspective of an actual consumer.

7. Hit an ad strategy that converts and STOP innovating.

8. Wait for traffic crashes or sponsor crashes to push my ass in gear to actually fine tune my traffic strategy so that I make more $ with less traffic or newer sponsors.

9. Being afraid to try new approaches

10. Being afraid to look at traffic from FIRST PRINCIPLES (ie., ask yourself, 'what is traffic?' 'where does it come from?' 'why does it go to my site?' "who are my customers" etc. etc) -- seems silly but sometimes taking a fresh look at things we take for granted may yield new opportunities and open doors to higher levels...

11. Being cocky and not realizing that I am constantly learning and will never "know everything."

For Free Adult Traffic tips, check out http://justtraffic.blogspot.com

You are the king of creative spam. If I ever see you at a show, I will buy you a drink or 3.

$5 submissions 04-02-2005 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
You are the king of creative spam. If I ever see you at a show, I will buy you a drink or 3.

Uhm, I'll take that as a compliment. Would love to have a drink with ya, uno. :thumbsup

Cheers!

OG LennyT 04-02-2005 05:34 AM

Quote:

12. Register and post here non stop.
god aint that the truth LOL

justsexxx 04-02-2005 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
haha might be, you hanging out with n00bs a lot?


;)))

Lucky you that you hang out with experts :winkwink:

evanmorgan 04-02-2005 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman
16. Sitting down and thinking "Why am I not making a lot of money?" instead of finding ways to do so.

surely to find new ways to make money you would need to analyse what your good/not good at....?

Manowar 04-02-2005 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan
Posting the thread: How much are you making with porn per mo/yr on the boards :)

and the "what car do you drive" thread

robfantasy 04-02-2005 07:03 AM

#1. not realizing that 85% of the people on GFY are full of shit and they are really just surfers

bringer 04-02-2005 07:10 AM

buying the domain bighugetittyboobs4free4everyonetosee.com and bragging about it on gfy

fl_prn_str 04-02-2005 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
11. kiss people's ass with high post counts hoping they will give you something


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

beckie 04-02-2005 07:43 AM

Great list - guilty on a few.

Barefootsies 04-02-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
#1. not realizing that 85% of the people on GFY are full of shit and they are really just surfers

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

buying the domain bighugetittyboobs4free4everyonetosee.com and bragging about it on gfy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Head 04-02-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
8. Trust everyone.
:pimp

Been their, done that and sent the post card.

psili 04-02-2005 10:55 AM

++[last number]: Failure to originate and innovate and instead rip off something that's already been done.

chowda 04-02-2005 10:59 AM

go after small keywords and not fucken big ones.. man i can so get viagra-ed

pstation 04-19-2005 05:14 PM

heh ... I bought one of those programs that submit your website to thousands of search engines :)

Alex 04-19-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
13. No ability to think for themselfs

You need google to think and spell for you.

tranza 04-19-2005 05:23 PM

18- Promote something they don't know or like just because they THINK they'll make money (I made this mistake in the past)

ssp 04-19-2005 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
You need google to think and spell for you.

"Location: You want to know where i am? Im making money. Something you arent doing. Instead of bitching about fake nicks, or people on gfy, or about leagal 18 year old models looking young. Try getting some work down and make mad bling like me."

leagal? Try to Google up the word: legal.

Pornwolf 04-19-2005 05:44 PM

Buy the cheapest hosting posssible from hosts with hyphens in their domain names.

eg: super-porn-hosting.com

reynold 04-19-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
You need google to think and spell for you.

that is just too lazy and eats time isn't it?

Tuga 04-19-2005 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
7. Start a TGP without links to paysites, and wonder why you don't make money.

:1orglaugh

detoxed 04-19-2005 06:53 PM

Google PR is a measure of my success? i think have all 0's

tungsten 04-19-2005 06:56 PM

you pretty much covered it


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