Joke thread to start the weekend
 

A blonde decides to try horseback riding,

...even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness,

but to her great fortune,

Bobby,

the Wal-Mart greeter,

sees her and unplugs the horse.


:pimp

I don't get it.

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Been diagnosed blonde have you?

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Those poor blondes...

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Good one CD

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ha ha good one :D

Thats almost funnier than the joke :1orglaugh

It ain't just a blonde thing....


A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask
me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask
me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
" Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

hahahhaahahhaa

heh

:arcadefre