Paris Hilton - Ashton Kutcher to star in Casablanca remake
 

Long overdue Casablanca remake a new classic

Starring Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton, Owen Wilson, Bernie Mac, Topher Grace and Jack Black. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. At theatres wherever. R

Casablanca 2005, the highly unlikely remake of the classic 1942 wartime romance, doesn't just stand up to the legend of the Bogart/Bergman original. It actually goes one better, with a vibrantly modern cast that puts the "me" in "melodrama."

Every one of the young players has taken their roles to heart, in a story set in current Baghdad that remains completely faithful to the film's World War II source while at the same time moving in an entirely new direction.


http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...acodalogin=yes

Please do say this is your april fools joke.

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It has to be a joke, Ashton as a lead in a movie like that?!?!? No way...

Paris = Box Office

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Paris is a big box office draw and ashton is coming off a few big movies. stands to reason that a remake of one of the most popular movies in the world would draw a huge crowd.

Hollywood will never stop ruining classics

Surely this is a sign from god that the end of days is nigh !

Let me make sure i get this right, my parents are blessed with classy actors singers and songwriters like Bogey, Baccall, Sinatra and Sammy Davis, I'm stuck with these worthless loser dumbfucks like Hilton, Kutchner, Kid Rock and Chingy ? where is the fucking Justice in this ? Why does our generation have no fuckinjg talent and no class ? I'm supposed to love paris because she's a rich dirty whore and becasue ashton is banging a woman older than his mom ? because pimps are the new executive ? Bullshit i say ! when brando says "Tattaglia was a pimp, he could have never outfought sonny." It aint no compliment ! These people are losers that the mass market has been spoon fed and now they are going to ruin what is arguably the greatest movie ever made. Dear god why have you turned you rback on humanity ?

Nope it's 100% real. :helpme

if anyone checks the link out its a real newspaper The Star

Wonder if it will be R Rated so we can see Paris finally without looking like a racoon caught in the family picnic basket up at camp on a cheap video camera

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