ANNOUCEMENT: JUICY D Reporting LIVE from PHOENIX FORUM!!!!
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
From the Desk of Mr. Juicy D. Links
April 1 2005


At this time I would like to announce that Webmaster Labor and Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space for the month of April 2005.
Gene from Webmaster Labor and Mr. Juicy D. Links were in negotiations for the better part of 2 weeks.
"Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a deal was finally struck" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
"Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus those tremendous negotiation skills you can't go wrong" said Gene.
Rumour has it that the STRESS from the negotiations has led Gene to have more sex than normal.

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After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
green tea. The Webmaster Labor staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
Gene was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
"Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at Webmaster Labor feel we have chosen wisely"
said Gene. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

Congrats cool dude and great company getting together. Hope he gave you more than the $5 that is his namesake:)

It rocks :thumbsup

BTW PHX is rockinggggggggggg Woohoooooooooooooooooo

Hey Juicy you making it too WA Montreal ? I Already have my room booked at Le Centre Sheraton.

i remember gene from before he was famous. i used to read the personal essays he was cranking out for law school applicants 8+ years ago. homeboy can write like the wind. he is also over educated.

nice sig juicy- throw gene a bonus month right now in good faith :winkwink:

LOL, Thanks, Evan! Evan and I go waaay back. Those CAL days were craaaazy!

the dorms changed my life

it was like the united nations there :thumbsup

how goes it?

nice hookup on the juicy sig

oh man - we can never run for president after those days

Thanks, bro. Things are going fine, we're still growing here in the Philippines. Exapanding the office. Btw, your post above made me remember that house you and Mike shared past the Berkeley Hills. I remember your DJ setup and mellow trance/house grooves. Good memories, man. Those were the days, dude!

LOL! Definitely! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Do It! See Message Body:

http://webmasterlabor.com/new/1/4.gif

I want to be young again.

how many people do you employ now?

We're up to 30. We try not to grow too fast to make sure that we have a quality core team.

How's Mike? Man, I miss the Bay Area. Hope to meet up with you guys at a convention sometime in the future.

Mike is en fuego with the coding since we settled with microsoft. we are about to unleash a rediculously ingenious new platform called XTXN that is going to change everything.

adtech is end of april ---- bring the wifey :thumbsup

How much money did you make writing law school applications?

WTG Juicy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup

bay area is off the hinges since the dot com thing mushroomed- only the strong survived

how long of a flight is it for you to s.f.?

webmasterlabor = dark side approved :glugglug

The essay thing still cranks out decent $ year after year like clockwork, I'm 1/3 owner on that since 98. Law school, mba, grad, you name it.

Congrats on the settlement with MSFT, man. I bet the sense of relief is tremendous.

Yeah, man, I'd love to meet up with you and Mike soon. It's about 14 to 17 hours flight from from Manila to LA so I guess add another hour for LAX to SFO.

Looking forward to seeing XTXN--is it based on XPays' most recent patent award?

That is a long flight- plenty of drinks.

Here is some descriptive pitching I am working on:

"In just a few weeks, us guys who invented "Affiliate Pooling" and the "Virtual Affiliate" model will unfurl a revolutionary plugin for affiliate programs called "XTXN" aka XTransaction. We have so many sites and integrated processors after 7 years in this business that even dhd is in there

Our turnkey solution will have you Affiliate Pooling with our Affiliate BlackBox and increase the variety and stability and profitability of your business overnight. Many sites and stores etc. are integrated into XTXN and you can insert as many as you like and subtrack and payout your affiliates. There are so many applications to increase your bottom line with XTXN that it will be the platform you piggyback onto your network forever. It can plug right in with Nats and MPA and RiverStyx and all of the options out there including your own proprietary network. You also have built in to XTXN a patent license to our '660 patent http://essociate.com/patents/US6804660.pdf and XTXN is directly addressed in our claims and Patented Already.

Anybody who wants to be first to expand the shit out of their affiliate program with no hassle whatsoever call 415-331-2496 or email evan @ xpays
right now! We have 7 participating sponsors already and can add many more. We already have 125 sites and multiple sextoy and dvd stores integrated. The XTXN system can also be used for many other functions. The Affiliate Black Box can be used for independent 3rd party auditing, integrating multiple merchants within a single affiliate program, and more...."


Come to think of it- I am going to send you a draft soon to see what you think.

In your sig you advertise "research" - can you please give me some examples?

can you spider through google et al and database infringers for example????

yup was great finally meeting you tonight :thumbsup

Congratulations! Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Evan,

Email me, bro. info AT webmasterlabor DOT com

Send me the tentative release along with any additional info and I'll see what I can compile for you.

Re research services, as long as it involves manual/analytical labor we can do it. However, if you just need spidering, I'd say go with programming outsourcing for that. We don't do design or programming outsourcing.

Good looking out with XTXN, bro.

Gene is a great guy and he has a great service. Simple.

Woooo Hooooo

congrats!

More useless crap which sets the trend of GFY.

My cock is hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

useless without pics :1orglaugh

how is Phoenix going?

Juicy can you get Petes Dad to call me back please, it seems he is still sleeping. LOL

its great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sig to big.

Me luv you long time.

i am one good looking motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Grat

:food-smil

if you can track referrals - we can add you to the xtxn system as there are no limitations on target markets, including b2b and mainstream.

the research is a lot of brain work and it sounds you like offer a killer solution for us. i will email you shortly- a spider won't work sensitively enough and some of the variables are beyond automation :winkwink:

since you are there looking over things and are a lawyer etc. it seems perfect--- i am a reluctant outsourcer and prefer to stay very local so this will be educational for me too.

have a good weekend!

Phx Forum makes my hot meatyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

So it took about 10 minutes over drinks, and ICQ of 2 times a week to set it up??? Well anyway. Congrats to you both.

Cool. Hit me up via email. I'll probably be back in the States after Summer.

Good looking out on XTXN, it sounds like it's gonna be HUUUUUGE.

I may reveal some new trends to gene tonight! I've been so busy working on 12 different blogs. tonight my yahoo groups blog will go live.

wait till you see it!