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martyVP 03-30-2005 11:42 PM

A story about reality for those of you that are pussywhipped.
 
This is long....but VERY VERY GOOD!!!!
TRUST ME!!

There's no reason for a man to be pussy whipped. Even if she makes more
money then you, even if you
are a stay at home dad or if you have a tiny dick, no man should be
pussy whipped. Therer's only
one thing worse then a man who is pussy whipped and that is the man that
lied about being pussy
whipped.

Me? I'm da man. I make all the desicions and I take control of each and
every situation. I can't
stand when a man asks a woman "Can I?"

Friday night, out with the boys. A friend who is obviouslly pussy
whipped asks to come along.
Without trying to embarrass him, I ask "Are you sure? We're coming home
late.", he agrees so he's
picked up. Not more then 2 hours into the night, his phone starts to
ring. I can hear the bitch
yell and complain over the phone, she wants him to come home. "Hun, in a
little bit, I'm not on
my car" and I can hear her say that she doesn't want him to hang out
with us any more. He hangs up
the phone. We're on our way to a movie. He asks if we still want to see
the movie, duh, of course
we want to see the movie. The phone rings 10 minutes later, he talks to
her and hangs up again.
This happens 3 or 4 times until I can't take it any more.

Phone rings, I pick it up.

Me: What?!?
Bitch: Where's David?
Me: Are the kids OK?
Bitch: They're fine, where's David?
Me: Is anyone trying to break into the house?
Bitch: Tony? Where's David!
Me: Call one more fucking time and tell him to come home and I'm taking
him to Vegas. Do you hear me? Unless the fucking house is on fire,
unless the kids have a fever, unless you're getting raped call one more, JUST ONE MORE TIME! And I swear on my kids that I'll take
your fucking husband to Vegas and we're not coming home until Monday!
Got it?
Bitch: Where's my husband?
Me: He's in the fucking car with 6 other men and you are treating him
like a little fucking kid.
I want this shit stopped now. Gahed, call once more. Watch what I do.
Bitch: Fuck you.
Me: Call back. C'mon. Call once more.

The rest of the night went perfectly without a phone call. Just to be a
dick I made sure the night
lasted until 4:30 where I dropped everyone off home. David was the last
guy to be dropped off.

Sometimes a man has got to take a stand. It's one thing to be pussy
whipped at home, but to be
disrespected when you're out is complete different subject. You've got
to keep your bitch in line.

There's one thing I've noticed. The men who treat their women like
queens, the men who adhore and
do everything for their wives and are romantic fools are the ones who
are pussy whipped. The men
that treat their wives like shit with the occasional pimp slap now and
then, the men who treat
their women like a hundred dollar hoe, get more respect, more sex and
more everything from their
women. From what I've seen, women like to be mistreated a lil bit. Women
like to be treated like
a hoe now and then. Dare I say it? Fuck it, women even like to be
smacked around now and then.

Ever see a somewhat abused woman? I'm not talking about a black & blue
or bruised up woman. I'm
talking about a sexy women who deserves more then what she has. A woman
who everyone talks about.
A woman who takes truck load after truck load of shit from her lewzer
man, yet she stays with him.
Why does she stay? Because women like a little mistreatment, a lil slap,
a lil "shut da fuck up
and get my hyperdemic needle bitch".

Now, ever see a lucky woman? One where her husband does everything for
her. Maybe he's not wealthy,
but he does EVERYTHING for her. He's romantic, he cleans, he takes her
out, he does the shit that
makes normal men want to vomit. AND THE WOMAN COMPLAINS ON HIM! She even
has an affair!
She even considers leaving him! Why? Deep down, she wants to be
mistreated. Bitch slapped. Rough
sex. Abused a lil bit.

Never ask your woman. TELL YOUR WOMAN.
When you tell her, do it with confidence. Smooth, no um... ah...
well..... see... smoooooth.
Don't give her time to think about it. if she disagrees, change the
subject.

A friend of mine asked his wife a hundred times "Can I cum in your
mouth" and she'd always get
pissed and tell him not to talk about that any more. When I suggested
that he just do it, it took
5 months for him to get the courage just to do it. When he did it, she
got more turned on. 95%
of women love to be mistreated.

Treat your woman like a Princess, she'll want you to treat her like a
Queen.
Trear your woman like a Queen, she'll want you to treat her like a King.
Treat your woman like a King, she'll walk all over you and you're doomed
to a pathetic miserable life.

Treat your woman like a hoe, she'll respect you like a Pimp.

That's where men are fuckt up today. They try to convince everyone else
that they're a playa or a
pimp. You need to convince your woman that you are a pimp. You need to
DICK-MOTIZE your woman
into thinking you are the man. She'll never do better then you and never
come close to getting
anything remotely as good. DICK-MOTIZE your woman and convince her you
are the pimp daddy of the
universe. Fuck what everyone else thinks. Once your woman is
DICK-MOTIZED your life is 100
times easier.

You don't have to have a huge cock to DICK-MOTIZE your woman. Mistreat
her during sex. Women don't
want to be loved and kissed all over. They want to be fucked like a $20
whore. Sure, to get her
in the mood you have to be all romantic and sensual and etc. But once
she's ready, fuck her like
she's a whore you'll never see again. Fuck her like she's got 500 whore
friends who'll tell every
single one of them how good you fucked and ate her. Then you'll get your
Pimp respect.

She'll never admit it, but she wants a lil abuse. Not physical abuse,
the occasional back hand to
keep her in line. But the mental and emotional abuse. If you do the
emotional and mental abuse
right, she'll be more attached to you and will do prety much whatever
you say.

Fade out to "Big pimpin" By Jay Z, instrumental version.

reynold 03-30-2005 11:47 PM

Long read but worth my time. Thanks pal. :)

wargames 03-30-2005 11:57 PM

whatever you say, it must always be a two-way proccess.

martyVP 03-31-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames
whatever you say, it must always be a two-way proccess.


What do you mean...elaborate please.

Bruce_Miller 03-31-2005 12:09 AM

Dude, you have issues...

martyVP 03-31-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce_Miller
Dude, you have issues...


I guess we know where you stand.

MetaMan 03-31-2005 12:17 AM

haha i agree on alot of things, but i wont admit to being that extreme, women want a guy who has his shit together, i dont mean $ (even though it helps) i mean one that isnt afraid of anything.

also everytime you fuck a girl fuck the shit out of her, do things she never though someone would do to her. dont ask if she likes it, she will like it. this way she will always remember you.

there is nothing like hearing from an ex/ex fuck i still think about how we fucked. :thumbsup

escorpio 03-31-2005 12:19 AM

Are you phogirl's boyfriend?

kmanrox 03-31-2005 12:19 AM

although by the margining it looks like you copied it from an email or whatever, i concur with this...

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Pornwolf 03-31-2005 12:25 AM

Bwahahahaha, yep.

r3ap3r 03-31-2005 12:28 AM

My gf needs to be DICK-MOTIZED

WWC 03-31-2005 12:32 AM

your a pho eating pussy whipped bitch! lol

nice one bro...see you in Phoenix tomorrow!

martyVP 03-31-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultLoungeRaffi
your a pho eating pussy whipped bitch! lol

nice one bro...see you in Phoenix tomorrow!


This story was written in honor of you Raffi....lol

Kevsh 03-31-2005 12:44 AM

I disagree: There's nothing worse than a long-winded thread that is full of grammatical errors and makes the author look like he has the mentality of an insecure 15-year-old.

Woman want to be abused (emotionally or physically)?

Son, I don't know what kind of women you are meeting to be so ill-informed.
A real lady wouldn't tolerate ANY emotional, pyschological or physical abuse from any man. And if you are a real man, you wouldn't have to build up your own ego by putting her down.

Anyway, to each his own ...

Project-Shadow 03-31-2005 12:44 AM

You know I can see you on a stage selling self-help tapes to morons stupid enough to go to a self-help seminar.

FOR ONLY $299.95 YOU TOO CAN BE A PIMP LIKE ME.
Then you bring out your 24ct bling necklace, and 60 'bitches 'n hoes' run onto the stage from the side and you all start bouncin' to some bass in the bg.

I should soo be a show co-ordinator.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-31-2005 12:53 AM

Marty is kinda right about this.
If a girl is used to walkin on you or thinks she can walk on you she will and in the process respect will be lost.

My own wife can not stand it when I am nice to her. She even tells me so and she is the kinda girl that likes it when I take a stand on shit or give her shit.
DOn't be a yes man to girls that are important to ya.

I been with her for over 9 years now and married for 2.

2 Cents.

wargames 03-31-2005 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
What do you mean...elaborate please.

that a man and a woman must have a good understanding about each other. there should be no thinking about who should dominate who. :winkwink:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-31-2005 01:13 AM

I have learned through the years that is quite the contrary.

In a relationship one or the other ultimatly ends up in the dominate roll.
Its inevitable. You goto decide what roll your comfortable with.

martyVP 03-31-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames
that a man and a woman must have a good understanding about each other. there should be no thinking about who should dominate who. :winkwink:


You have got a lot to learn son....hahahaha


give a women an inc and they will take the mile.

Alky 03-31-2005 01:47 AM

how can you compare rough sex and backhanding a woman?

martyVP 03-31-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
how can you compare rough sex and backhanding a woman?


Actually, i don't believe in back-handing a women, its just figure of speach for me.

Arousal Design 03-31-2005 01:51 AM

I do not in any way condone hitting women.

With that said... most women do seem to be attracted to the men that treat them like shit.

Maybe you're on to somethin... =)

martyVP 03-31-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arousal Design
I do not in any way condone hitting women.

With that said... most women do seem to be attracted to the men that treat them like shit.

Maybe you're on to somethin... =)


Good man

latinasojourn 03-31-2005 02:57 AM

while the original poster's hypothesis is roughly articulated, the simple fact is that a few things he mentions are true.

many, MANY guys are PW'd. guys asking their girl permission---stupid shit like that.

and once in a while a girl needs to be treated just a little bit rough to know who is in charge (not physical, emotional only, and only when merited).

like if she throws a little fit on you you tell her to get her ass out of your car, stuff like that.

and when you do have sex, you should fuck her lights out, but also do all the other things that make her see jesus.

the fact is, the best women are attracted to strong, powerful personalities.

and if you are a wimp, you will NEVER have the most beautiful woman.

Drake 03-31-2005 03:07 AM

I think it works both ways.

If a girl is always up on you, telling you you're great, wanting to do everything for you always, you get bored of her. She's not independent, she's needy, and she boosts your ego enough to want to push her away (translation: treat her less than nice).

So when a guy is lavishing prays on his girl, doing everything for her, it's probably natural for her to want the opposite or something in the middle. Guys sometimes forget you may need to be overly kind to get the girl, but not to keep her.

Mikey_219Inc 03-31-2005 03:09 AM

you answering the phone and everything you said = :thumbsup 100% ... awesome

treating a chick like dirt :error ... you can still be romantic and sweet (chick time) without being whipped (during guy time)

i prefer chicks that can hang with the guys too. If a girl cant talk about taking a nice dump or enjoy the importance of how cool jimi hendrix is, not worth the time.

only my :2 cents:

kowntafit 03-31-2005 04:36 AM

Good point man.

evanmorgan 03-31-2005 04:37 AM

too long, i dont read things that long on boards

martyVP 03-31-2005 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
too long, i dont read things that long on boards


thanks for sharing


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