Afgani Goat Polo
 

We need to get the hell out of this country..they may be contagious.

KABUL, Afghanistan(AP) - Horses' hooves thundered, the crowd roared with excitement - and the carcass of a headless goat hit the playing field with a sodden thump. In a spectacle not seen since pre-Taliban times, the ancient Afghan sport of buzkashi returned to Kabul on Friday.

Thousands of avid spectators perched atop mud-brick walls, clambered onto truckbeds and stood balanced on bicycle seats to watch two teams of whip-wielding horsemen fight a running duel up, down and across a dusty field surrounded by ruined buildings in the center of the Afghan capital.

``We haven't seen this game played in more than five years,'' said a grizzled fan, Ulam Siddiq, who was rooting for the Kabul home team. ``It's part of our culture, and we're very happy to have it back again.''

Buzkashi - which means ``goat-grabbing'' in the Dari language widely spoken in Afghanistan - is not a pastime for the faint-hearted.

Leaving aside any squeamishness about the ``ball'' - that would be the decapitated goat - the game involves no-holds-barred combat, waged at full gallop, to wrest control of the carcass from the rival team. Gashes and broken bones are common; spills commonly send riders and horses alike tumbling.

Being a spectator at a buzkashi match isn't all that much safer. Every few minutes, the watching crowds scattered and fled as groups of horsemen plowed wildly into the sidelines, whips clenched in their teeth.

The object of the game is to try to snatch the 150-pound (nearly 70-kilogram) carcass from the center of the field and carry it to the scoring area. Only the most skilled players - known as ``chapandaz'' - manage to get the goat. And keeping it can be even harder.

Traditionally, the game is played at festive times like the start of the new year, or at Afghan wedding parties, when matches lasting days would sometimes be staged. Organizers said this match was meant to celebrate the inauguration of Afghanistan's new interim government six days earlier.

Like so much else in Afghanistan, the sport has particular ethnic associations. Buzkashi is most popular in the north, where it is thought to have originated among Turkic-Mongol peoples, and is primarily played today by Uzbeks, Turkmen and Tajiks.

Horses and players alike undergo years of training before they are allowed to take to the field. During Taliban rule, the best-known players fled into exile in Pakistan or were bottled up in the small slice of territory held by the opposition northern alliance.

``Our best horses and our best players are not back yet,'' player Sayeed Ashi said just before the match began, seated astride a chestnut horse with a brightly patterned saddle blanket. ``But we're proud to resume this tradition - it's our national game, and we love it.''

Milling among the spectators Friday were dozens of Kalashnikov-toting northern alliance soldiers, some in camouflage uniforms. They hooted and applauded along with the rest of the crowd - and quickly dodged, along with the others, when a knot of thundering horseflesh headed their way.

The two teams - one from Kabul, the other from the rugged Panjshir Valley - battled to a 9-9 draw, but the crowd enthusiastically applauded the goal-scoring of both. Organizers said matches would be held regularly in the capital from now on.

While the mood at the buzkashi field was festive and no serious injuries were reported, recent days have seen renewed interest in blood sports long popular in Afghanistan and long criticized by international groups. Cock-fighting and dog-fighting, both banned by the Taliban, are once again taking hold in around Kabul.

``It's part of the long story of our country, fighting,'' said Siddiq, the buzkashi fan. ``For now, it is fine to have it only on the playing field.''

Old news man, everyone knows about goat ball. I've played it a few times myself. Its alot of fun and takes great skill

Do you use the older, worn out goats, or the nubile, virgin goats? I'm told it makes a difference in the grip. Texture, ya know.

I use the older ones. I got other uses for the nubile virgin ones.

You are way to scary Gary http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Goat Ball is:

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Holy shit...I just pissed myself & spilled beer all over my keyboard http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

That's gotta be the funniest graphic I've seen relative to a post..
LOL!


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Its a sign of quality.

yeah, yeah, you do like to ram your point home http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Just remember the goat must be headless.

Amputate Your Goat Head. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

imagine the hilarity and hijinks if a couple Japanese guys showed up and mistakenly thought they were attending a bukakke match....
A "Three's Company" wrong thing overhead episode in the making...

damn, that John Ritter, he was comic gold...

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Evil is as evil does
Dark Dollars

Can we bet on these games?

Wasn't there a bit in Rambo III where he played this game?

BTW, this game can also be played with cats.