What exactly are "Marty Feldman tits"?
 

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:1orglaugh Spunkster you crack me up

Any other off-the-fucking-wall names for types of tits out there? I've heard all the usuals I think, like pendulum tits, low-hangers, funbags, rockets, jetboats, chest pillows etc etc...

But never Marty Feldman tits. :1orglaugh

something like this........maybe....

http://www.advanced-art.com/Aug-Rev/JP-AP-sym-190.jpg

notice nipple angles

is this a rhetorical question ? if not, Marty Feldman had bulging eyes that pointed in different directions, hence 'Marty Feldman tits' are boobs where one is going thisaway and the other thataway - usually from poor boobjobs - but sometimes even natural titties have the Marty Feldman thing.

Yeah, I don't understand crooked boob jobs.

In the post op check ups does the surgeon not have his glasses on and says "yup looks perfect to me" :helpme

this is a funny thread

Nevermind. I thought you said Corey Feldman tits. Corey likes store bought tits. :(

Carry on.